We’re all one bad decision away from losing it all, and the Roses know that all too well. These funny Schitt’s Creek gifts celebrate the humor and sarcasm from CBC’s much-missed show, and showcase the personalities and catchphrases of Ontario’s most dysfunctional family. Whether you’re looking for items they can wear – like jewelry, socks, or hats – or things for the home – like candles and fun wooden spoons – every one of these fabulous gifts would make the Rose family proud.
Moira Rose Ugly Christmas Sweater
Soft, cozy, warm and rofl-funny. The perfect christmas sweater for the Moira Rose fan in your life.
Schitt's Creek Rosebud Key Tag
Anyone’s home can be turned into the Rosebud Motel regardless of where it is thanks to this fun key tag. Based on the ones in the CBC show, this key tag is double-sided with the motel’s ‘hospie award’ accolade on one side, and the Elmdale County address on the other.
Schitt's Creek Prayer Candles
Don’t let Season 6 be the end of Schitt’s Creek for someone who’s missing the Rose family. With this set of 4 prayer candles – each of which features a saintly version of either David, Moira, Alexis, or Johnny – their favorite characters can shine brightly long after the credits have rolled.
Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
Unlike the store it’s named after, this sweatshirt is totally definable. Made from a pre-shrunk poly/cotton mix, it is available in six colors and features Rose Apothecary on the front, which sells coffee but isn’t a coffee shop and is more of a ‘branded immersive experience’.
Schitt's Creek Spoon
If someone’s cooking skills leave a lot to be desired, they will surely appreciate this fun wooden spoon. Laser engraved with ‘What does fold in the cheese mean?’ along with David’s face, this spoon will make a fun kitchen décor item for fans of the show.
Schitt's Creek Adult Coloring Boo
If you’re looking for a totally Schitty gift to give to the telly addict in your life, this coloring book is for you. Filled with drawings of the Rose family and their riches to rags adventures, it will provide a bereaved fan the chance to keep the magic going.
Big Letter Initial Necklace
She can channel her inner Alexis Rose with this oversized initial necklace. Made from 18K gold-plated stainless steel, the initial hangs sideways on the 18” + 2” extendable chain, and like the character in the sitcom, it is definitely not understated.
Gossip Is The Devils Telephone Socks
Available in medium, large, and extra-large, these socks feature one of Moira’s best lines from the show. As the Rose family’s matriarch tells Twyla; ‘Gossip is the devil’s telephone’, and these fun socks will be a reminder of that sage advice. Choose from pink, blue, or white for the primary color.
Welcome To Schitt's Creek Button
One look at the sign will tell you all you need to know about Schitt’s Creek, and this button badge captures it beautifully. Loathed by Johnny but loved by the locals, the sign presents a rather questionable image, although it’s not quite what it seems…it is, after all, his sister!
Moira Gossip Tee
If, like Moira Rose, you know someone who thinks that gossiping is bad but does it anyway, this tee will make the perfect gift. Available in sizes small to 3XL, this white shirt is a tribute to the Rose family matriarch and makes a fun gift idea for any fan.
Rose Apothecary Soy Wax Candle
Hand-poured using all-natural soy wax, this candle will make a thoughtful gift to anyone who loves the CBC show, Schitt’s Creek. With a simple but authentic-looking ‘Rose Apothecary’ label on the front, this candle comes in a variety of scent options, and is safe for children and pets, too.
Ew David Hat
Alexis Rose might be more suited to wide-brimmed floppy hats, but this baseball cap shows off her famous catchphrase perfectly. Professionally embroidered with ‘Ew, David’ on the front, this cap is ideal for keeping the sun out of their eyes, or for when they’re trying hard not to ‘connect with people’.
Disgruntled Pelican Hand Stamped Bracelet
Only fans of the show will ‘get’ this bracelet, but those who do will find it hilarious. With a cryptic nod to one of Moira’s famous insults, this bracelet is made from stainless steel and features a snake chain and slide clasp closure to make it easy to put on.
David Sweaters Lapel Pins
While they may not have the time (nor the inclination) to own a closet full of David Rose’s sweaters, they can wear a selection of them in miniature with these cute pins. Available individually or as a set of four, these black and white pins perfectly showcase David’s sense of style.
Warmest Regards Shirt
Many tears must have been shed when the final credits rolled on the sixth and final season of Schitt’s Creek, and this t-shirt pays homage to that. Featuring the simple title of the behind-the-scenes farewell to fans, this ‘warmest regards’ tee will appeal to anyone who’s missing their Rose family fix.
Ew David Sticker
They can make like Alexis and say ‘Ew, David’ without even opening their mouths with this fun sweater sticker. Ideal for sticking on laptops, flasks, cars and more, this waterproof vinyl sticker will makes any fans of the show laugh out loud.
Funny Schitts Creek Mug
This mug might sport one of David Rose’s lines, but it’s something a lot of us could probably relate to! Made from ceramic and both dishwasher and microwave safe, it comes in a modest 11oz size and a bigger 15oz size that makes hiding from others even easier.
Rose Apothecary Vinyl Sticker
The store formerly known as Schitt’s Creek General Store was given a new lease of life when it reopened as the Rose Apothecary. Give an everyday object the same upgrade with this waterproof sticker; it’s even dishwasher-safe so is perfect for brightening up water bottles and flasks, too.
Moira Rose Pin
Fans of Moira’s one-liners will undoubtedly recognize this gem from season 3 of Schitt’s Creek. Measuring 1.25” x 1.25”, this enamel pin captures Mama Rose’s expression perfectly, and displays the words she said to David after his one night stand with Jake.
Johnny Funko Pop Figure
The perfect Schitt’s Creek gift for any super fan, this Funko POP! figure will look utterly screamtastic on their shelf or windowsill. Standing at 3 ¾” high, this miniature Johnny comes in its own window display box to keep it in its pristine condition.
Schitts Creek Lightning Bolt Sweatshirt
Inspired by David’s iconic sweater in season 5, this sweatshirt makes the ultimate Schitt’s Creek gift. Not only is it available in adult’s sizes, but it’s also available in toddler and youth sizes, too, so they can have their very own Rose family photo sporting matching black and white tops.
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