71 Mustache Gift Ideas for People That Cherish the ‘Stache
A list of gifts pertaining to mustaches may seem a little strange, but take a moment to consider the popularity that they have gained in recent years. You see the most randomly mustache themed things nowadays-mustache duct tape, mustache shirts, mustache glasses… why? You can disguise anything with a mustache, you see. If you don’t want the broken car window you taped over to look so obviously taped, use the mustache duct tape. No one will even blink an eye.
Nobody will even know you’re in the shower with a mustache shower curtain to disguise you. That could be a good thing or a bad thing, but either way you have a mustache shower curtain, and that’s what counts.
Just because wee little ones can’t grow mustaches doesn’t mean they can?t have them! With this pacifier not only do youngsters to enjoy a mustache, adults will get a grand chuckle out of it as well (which is-let’s be honest parents- really why it’s there in the first place.)
Boo-boos = bandages, mustaches = much needed cheer, so combine the bandage and the mustache and you have a beautiful thing. Also, if you happen to nick yourself shaving and need to cover it up, people will simply admire the full mustache that you apparently grew overnight.
These temporary ‘stache tattoos are perfect for on the go fun. They’re also handy if you need to quickly disguise yourself like, say, when you want to avoid an awkward run-in with someone-you-know-but-don’t-really-know-but-you’re-still-obligated-to-talk-to.
Why leave the crust on your sandwich when you can have a crust-less sandwich shaped like a mustache? For a themed party or everyday use, the Crustache Crust Cutter will please those with the pickiest appetites, and the pickiest sense of humor.
If you can’t bake for anything, disguise the dreadful flavor with a mustache pick. Nobody can resist a cupcake with a mustache resting on it, and they won’t even notice the taste. If you can bake and you use mustache picks, well, you essentially rule the world.
They may or may not keep it on, but seeing your dog with a giant mustache for even the briefest of moments will be worth it. The attached ball gives you a better shot of seeing your dog flaunt a mustache-hopefully long enough to take a picture.
There is no need to feel guilty about eating candy when it’s well disguised, because then you just don’t know any better. How can you be blamed for eating candy when you didn?t even know it was candy? Shame on whoever set you up-though it must be noted that if you didn?t know it was candy, you were just chowing down on a mustache?
It’s illegal to have windows that are too tinted, but nothing says you can’t disguise yourself. Plop a mustache decal on your window and you may as well be invisible. These are also good for the laptop that you secretly wish was a mustache, and walls as well.
Need help remembering which key is for what? Cap them off with different ‘staches and you can?t go wrong. Unless you forget which ‘stache went with which key that went to…what? It doesn?t matter. There’s a mustache on your key.
Really, a good mustache is poetry on its own, but putting words to them is never a bad idea either. Forget the typical refrigerator magnet words-cover yours with words such as…well, equipped, upper, and lip.
Domo?doe he really need a mustache? Can you even really see the mustache? Is it truly significant? Yes, yes, yes, and before you ask, yes. Unless it was something negative, in which case, no. Never question Domo with a mustache.
Having a fabulous mustache is a blessing as well as a burden. When you start getting fed up with people asking if your mustache is real or not, simply look at this shirt to remind yourself that you are lucky to have such a ‘stache, and it is your duty to spread mustache love to the ill-informed.
Cousin to the mustache, beards should be acknowledged too. If you want to stay warm and pull off a rugged lumber-jack look at the same time, look no farther than Beardheads. Trees will bend to your will and snow will melt wherever you walk when wearing one. Warm lumber-jack mission: accomplished.
This shirt highlights the true value of a mustache. It depicts a haggard and thoroughly bearded gold miner right after he has left the mines. He is covered in soot and grime, but his mustache is coated with a golden shine.
This unique collection stands out amongst a large crowd of other iPhone cases. Detailed, charming, and just generally quite cool, they’ll still protect your gadget like any other case would. Oh and of course, there?s a mustache slipped into each design somewhere.
A variety of mustaches on (you guessed it) sticks! They make prime props for photobooth, parties, weddings, birthdays, or you know really just everyday stuff. There is no shame in holding a mustache on a stick up to your face and walking down the street.
If you?re all for letting kids go ahead and play with their food, a Food Face Plate will provide an entertaining structure that doesn’t result in spaghetti on the walls. It also happens to be very easy to turn your food into a mustache with one as well.
A flock of flying mustaches, a well groomed, mustached gentleman riding his bike through a park…is there a more perfect scenario? Only if the bike was tandem and you yourself were flaunting your own dream mustache. Otherwise, no.
Written by a two-time reigning beard champion who won the Natural Full Beard division at the World Beard and Mustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska and in England, this handbook can only steer you in the right direction of growing facial hair.
When people have very full beards and mustaches, it is inevitable that others will wonder about what it takes to maintain them day to day- like when they eat does it get messy? We may never know, especially if they use Beard Wash. Beard Wash keeps beards softer, fuller looking, cleaner, and more mysterious as to how they got that way than ever before.
Of course there is a beard and moustache world championship, and of course it’s held in Alaska! If your even slightly curious as to what such a competition is like (and you know you are) “Beard” is a compilation of photos that document the weirdest, wackiest, longest, beards and mustaches you?ve ever seen.
Get yourself through the week by wearing a different mustache button every day-it gives you something to look forward to each morning, and you will look forward to it. It’s Mustache Monday to Mustache Sunday from here on out.
Some people might be a little uncomfortable with a mustache sitting in the shower with them, but chances are if you?re reading this list you won’t mind. If you want to take a mustache shaped soap bar one step farther, you can try out these-they give off a tobacco caramel scent.
The next best thing to getting a mustache related present? Getting a present wrapped in mustache wrapping paper! For a double whammy, wrap a mustache gift in the mustache paper. Don?t worry, there is no such thing as too-much-mustache.