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50 Hilariously Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas for 2020

Wondering what white elephant gifts you should bring to the upcoming gift exchange at this year’s holiday party? We’ve got a wide assortment of hilariously funny white elephant gift ideas so you can be Johnny on the spot with the perfect gag gift for this occasion. Be the hero of the gift exchange by bringing anything from this list.

50 Hilariously Wacky White Elephant Gifts- this is the holy grail for funny white elephant and secret santa gift ideas.

Dogs on Bikes Shirts

Dogs on Bikes Shirts

These dogs on bikes shirts are one of the most popular white elephant gifts of all-time! Dog lovers will be obsessed and always try to steal these during gift games. 35+ dog breeds available.

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Hot Dog and Bun Toaster

Hot Dog and Bun Toaster

Make hotdogs the easiest meal of the week with this handy white elephant gift idea. Designed to toast two hot dogs and two buns simultaneously, this toaster means there’s barely any washing up, and no waiting for the second hot dog to be ready.

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Shave and Play Barbie

Shave and Play Barbie

Here’s Barbie as you’ve never seen her before, letting all her hairy hirsuteness hang out. Tidy her up with the enclosed razor and help her ditch the fuzz for a much smoother look.

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Nature's D'ck Pics Wall Calendar

Nature's D'ck Pics Wall Calendar

Forget dodgy dating sites, nature has the best d*ck pics of all. Bigger and better than any you’d see on the internet, the pictures in this calendar are set among some of nature’s most beautiful landscapes, and they’re (almost) definitely safe for work.

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Moira Rose Ugly Christmas Sweater

Moira Rose Ugly Christmas Sweater

Put a Schitt’s Creek spin on a classic Christmas song with this fun ugly Christmas sweater. You can get it in seven different colors (although what’s more festive than red?), and it comes with Moira Rose’s famous face on the front along with her favorite term of endearment.

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Fanny Bank Farting Coin Drop Bank

Fanny Bank Farting Coin Drop Bank

This coin bank features a butt that you put the coin into, and when you do a farting sound emanates from it. This will definitely cause a burst of laughter from the participants in the gift exchange, and it might become that one gift that no one wants to get stuck with at the end.

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Roto Wipe Personal Cleansing Wheel

Roto Wipe Personal Cleansing Wheel

It doesn’t matter what gift you give them, when it’s hidden inside this prank box, the joke will be on them. Imagine their face when they unwrap the parcel to find a Roto Wipe box inside. It’s the perfect trick for those who spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

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Dinosaur Taco Stand

Dinosaur Taco Stand

There’s no easy way to eat a taco when it’s stuffed the way it should be, but this dinosaur holder will make the job a lot easier. Ideal for wannabe palaeontologists, this taco holder is based on a scary looking dinosaur, and holds two tacos neatly and securely in place.

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Punderdome Card Game for Pun Lovers

Punderdome Card Game for Pun Lovers

They have to be sharp witted to compete at Punderdome, the card game that creates groan-worthy jokes out of two prompt cards. Suitable for three or more players, one player must draw the cards, while the rest make puns to impress the prompter and out-joke the other players.

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Funny Puzzle Set

Funny Puzzle Set

Hide their real present inside this prank box and they’ll be scratching their heads as they try to figure out why you chose the impossible puzzle ‘inside’. Claiming to contain 12000 puzzle pieces of a blue sky, you can play along until they realize they’ve been pranked.

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The Screaming Goat Book & Figure

The Screaming Goat Book & Figure

If they spend time on the internet, they must have seen the Screaming Goat. Star of a myriad of viral videos and memes, the goat now comes as a miniature toy which screams out loud when his head is pressed. There’s even a 32-page booklet filled with fascinating goat-y facts.

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Ta-Ta Toasters

Ta-Ta Toasters

A booby prize in more ways than one, this pair of Ta-Ta Toasters makes a risqué white elephant gift idea. Wonderfully festive in red with white pom poms on the top, this pair of warmers are ideal for any lady who tends to feel a little ‘nippy’ in the cold.

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Handerpants Underwear Gloves

Handerpants Underwear Gloves

These gloves are made to resemble underpants, and more specifically tighty whiteys, so they keep your hands warm and whisk away moisture from your palms. The only question is which person at your gift exchange would wear these in public, as they are pretty identifiable as being underpants on your hands.

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Tour De Pizza Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Tour De Pizza Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Avid cyclists will adore bringing this pizza cutter out when it’s time slice the stuffed crust. Shaped like a bicycle, this white ‘Tour de Pizza’ cutter is made from stainless steel. Easy to clean, it also comes with a stand so it can be displayed when it’s not in use.

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Shot Glass Roulette

Shot Glass Roulette

The stakes are high with this game of Shot Glass Roulette. Much more fun than going to the casino, and without the dress code, this game uses alcohol instead of money and the last one standing wins! The set includes roulette base, 2 balls, spinner, and 16 numbered shot glasses.

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Burt's Bees Essential Gift Set

Burt's Bees Essential Gift Set

Introduce somebody to the joys of natural skin care with a set of cruelty-free Burt’s Bees essentials. With 5 travel size products included, this set contains a beeswax lip balm, chamomile deep cleansing cream, lavender hand salve, milk and honey body lotion, and a deliciously rich coconut foot cream.

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Toilet Night Light

Toilet Night Light

This toilet night light might seem like a white elephant gift idea, but it could actually prove to be incredibly useful for anyone who tends to get up in the night. Color-changing through 16 hues, this light attaches easily to the toilet bowl and will detect motion from 5 feet away.

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Pet Butler

Pet Butler

Dog lovers will be appalled when they open their gift to see a Pet Butler box inside. Made to disguise a real gift, this empty box features a dog on the front wearing a vest with a butler’s tray on top, along with the description ‘serving vest for dogs’.

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From Crook to Cook Snoop Dog Cookbook

From Crook to Cook Snoop Dog Cookbook

Expand their culinary horizons with Snoop Dog’s ‘Crook to Cook’ recipe book. Packed with 50 recipes for delicious soul food, this book is written in Snoop’s inimitable and NSFW style, with sections for snacks (because munchies), main meals, comfort food, and even a ‘Go Shorty, it’s Your Birthday Cake’.

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3D Dad Beer Belly Fanny Pack

3D Dad Beer Belly Fanny Pack

It’s said that many women prefer a Dad Bod, so give someone an instant beer belly with this hilarious and lifelike fanny pack. Highly detailed complete with hair and a belly button, this waist pocket will give even the skinniest of guys the ideal tum to tempt the ladies.

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Burrito Blanket

Burrito Blanket

If there’s someone who’s burrito barmy on your Christmas list this year, this blanket will make the ideal gift. Available in 4 sizes, this circular throw looks just like a giant flour tortilla and is made from a soft flannel fabric so they can roll themselves up in comfort.

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Funny Passive Aggressive Coasters

Funny Passive Aggressive Coasters

House-proud hosts and hostesses will welcome this set of coasters, but only if they’re prone to using profanities to get their point across. Made from ceramic with a wood grain effect, these coasters come printed with three different cuss-peppered reminders to keep the furniture safe, with some manners thrown in.

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Toilet Timer

Toilet Timer

Every home has someone who takes too long in the bathroom. Make sure they don’t stay for hours with this funny toilet timer. Depicting a man on the toilet with his phone in his hand, this timer will give them exactly five minutes to get in, get done, and get out.

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Christmas Reindeer Mankini

Christmas Reindeer Mankini

Whether he models it for you or not, this mankini will make the ultimate Christmas gift for a male colleague, friend, or relative. With the cute reindeer design, this men’s thong features googly eyes and a pompom nose, and even has removable bells on the straps so everyone knows he’s coming.

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Llama on a Bike Hoodie

Llama on a Bike Hoodie

Llama lovers will adore wearing this cute hoodie. Ideal with jeans for a casual look, this hoodie comes in four subtle colors, and has the sweetest llama riding a bike on the front. Available in five unisex sizes, the sweater is pre-shrunk for the perfect, snuggly fit.

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Bathe & Brew Shower Coffee Maker

Bathe & Brew Shower Coffee Maker

Coffee lovers will be both delighted and dismayed when they unwrap this gift at Christmas! Made to disguise a real gift, this empty prank box will lead them to believe that they have received a shower coffee maker complete with soap dispenser so they can multitask every morning.

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Grilled Cheese Toaster

Grilled Cheese Toaster

Grilled cheese sandwiches are the epitome of comfort food, so make life easy with this grilled cheese toaster. Fitted with two reusable baskets and an adjustable dial for the perfect level of doneness, this toaster will create the perfect toastie in a matter of minutes.

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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Pooping Pooches Calendar

It doesn’t matter how majestic a dog is, when they poop they look downright grotesque. Give a dog lover this pooping pooches calendar which features 12 adorable dogs doing the same gross thing. It’s all in a good cause though, as every sale helps animals in need.

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Desktop Cornhole

Desktop Cornhole

Great for whiling away a rainy lunchtime at work, this desktop cornhole game will make a fun white elephant gift idea. Small enough to play on a desk or table, this set comes with two platforms, eight beanbags, and a comprehensive guide on how to play.

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Fat Cat Art

Fat Cat Art

Cat lovers will all agree that everything’s better with a kitty, and this book proves it. Featuring some of the world’s most famous works of art, this book inserts internet sensation Zarathustra into each one along with witty commentary by the cat himself, with delightfully happy results.

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Toilet Time Golf Game

Toilet Time Golf Game

Those who spend too much time in the toilet will appreciate being given something to do while they ponder, and this golf game is perfect. Small enough to fit in front of the loo, this putting game even comes with a ‘do not disturb’ sign to hang on the door.

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Weener Kleener Soap

Weener Kleener Soap

This soap ring is meant to clean just one thing. They say that one size fits most men, and surely most men would care to disagree. This gift will definitely get passed around and cause quite a conversation at the white elephant exchange, and it will be interesting to see who is bold enough to take it home.

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Outdoor Inflatable Lounger Couch

Outdoor Inflatable Lounger Couch

Give a couch potato some fresh air with this inflatable lounger couch, made for the great outdoors. The double layer fabric and two-port design make this super comfy lounger virtually leak-proof, meaning hours of relaxation in the sun, on dry land or water. No pump required, just a few swishes through the air.

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Naughty Pigs Salt and pepper Shaker Set

Naughty Pigs Salt and pepper Shaker Set

These naughty pigs just don’t know how to behave on the dinner table. They are doing what pigs do behind closed doors, but they are doing it for everyone to see. This gift is sure to raise a few eyebrows and cause quite a stir at your gift exchange, and nobody will want to get stuck with it.

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Prank Pack Nap Sack

Prank Pack Nap Sack

Got a knobbly gift to wrap but can’t make a neat job of it? Then prank someone by putting it inside this Prank Pack Nap Sack box. Watch their face as they rip off the paper, only to see what looks like a bag to put over their head! Charming!

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Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

These underpants come in handy when you have to ditch your old pair due to a stray turd or late night activities. When you need a clean pair of underwear to hold you over until you can get into a real pair, these come in handy. They’re not made for regular use, but they get the job done.

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Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling Pickle

This yodeling pickle has the purpose of, well, it doesn’t actually serve a purpose at all, it’s a yodeling pickle. This is the sort of gift that will leave them scratching their heads, and once you press the button and it starts yodeling, the party can finally start.

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Drunk Stoned or Stupid Game

Drunk Stoned or Stupid Game

Find out exactly what everyone thinks of each other with Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid, the card game which sees players singling out who would behave how in whatever situations.

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$100 Bill Toilet Paper

$100 Bill Toilet Paper

This toilet paper is in the likeness of $100 bills, so you can feel like Bill Gates or Warren Buffett and take care of business with money instead of toilet paper. It’s a way to get a taste of the good life without having to manage a multi-billion dollar corporation.

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Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

This apron is great for the self-described grill sergeant, and includes everything they need to master the grill. It has pockets for different condiments, and even includes a strap to hold ammunition in the form of beer cans. There’s a spot for spatulas, and a pocket for a water bottle sprayer, too.

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Prescription Coffee Mug

Prescription Coffee Mug

This coffee mug resembles a prescription bottle, and is great for anyone who can’t function before they have their morning cup of coffee. It includes humorous rhetoric about dosage instructions, refills, and when it expires, so they’re sure to get a chuckle each morning as they take their medicine. Doctor’s orders!

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Selk'bag Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bag

Selk'bag Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bag

Keep Star Wars fans warm when it comes to the Dark Side, or in other words, Jedi Knight-time by giving them a themed adult wearable sleeping bag. Available in Chewbacca, Darth Vader, or Stormtrooper designs, the feet are detachable, meaning they can do battle without falling over (and stay warm at the same time).

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

This squirrel feeder gives the impression that the squirrel has a big head when he’s eating from it. They bill it as the nuttiest squirrel feeder ever, and we have to agree. You just hang it from a tree or any other object in a well populated squirrel area.

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Dashboard Jesus

Dashboard Jesus

For the holy rollers out there, this dashboard Jesus will be a gift they’ll want to keep. He stands four and a half inches, and has a base so you can stick him right to the dashboard. He’s on a spring so each bump or movement of the car will cause him to wiggle, reminding you of the question What Would Jesus Do?

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Funny Towels

Funny Towels

Playing with food just took on a whole new meaning thanks to these flour sack towels, which twist food-related words into funny or risqué messages. You definitely want a pizza that.

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Fred Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Fred Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

If you have a nose for a great white elephant gift, you’re bound to pick this one. Paper cups might not seem like the most inspiring of gifts, but printed with 12 male and 12 female photorealistic noses, these cups will have people snorting with laughter. Definitely not a gift to be sniffed at!

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Silver Lilly Hooded Pizza Jumpsuit

Silver Lilly Hooded Pizza Jumpsuit

You want extra cheese? The recipient of this gift will look like they’ve had a fight in a pizzeria when wearing this pepperoni pizza hooded jumpsuit. It might not be ‘business casual’, but whatever they may say otherwise, they’ll look forward to leaving the office so they can put it on when they get home.

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Instant Audience

Instant Audience

If you are in need of fan support, this instant audience hand controller will give you access to laughter, applause, and even boos. You’ll be able to have control over the sort of response you get so that you can finally get the credit you deserve, or get a crowd to help you boo things you don’t like.

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Dead Fred Pen Holder

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Poor Fred has been impaled by your pen for this penholder. In order to put your pen back you have to stab Fred, and his dead body will keep it where you last left it until you need it again. There is also some miniature crime scene tape sold separately that would really complete the picture here.

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Butt Face Soap

Butt Face Soap

This soap set includes a bar of soap for your face, as well as one for your butt. This is very helpful because you wouldn’t want to wash your face with the same soap you just washed your butt with. No matter which way you take your shower, or which part you wash first, it’s still good to keep things separated.

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20 Funny DIY White Elephant Gifts

Diy Prune Bouquet

Diy Prune Bouquet


Sometimes letting go can be hard to do (especially without a high fiber diet) so make someone this fun and fruity prune bouquet, because nothing says ‘I care’ like an anti-constipation gift!

Diy Bookends

Diy Bookends


Take a pair of uninspiring bookends and turn them into these faux zinc versions, which are super simple to make and will add a fresh new look to any book shelf.

How to Make a Fake Beard

How to Make a Fake Beard


Is someone in the family suffering from beard envy? Is there a wannabe lumberjack whose chin is still as soft as a baby’s bottom? Help them feel less naked with a fake beard as a great gag gift. With just a piece of felt and a little time, this project is sew easy to do!

Over The Hill Diaper Cake

Over The Hill Diaper Cake


If an old timer is on your gift list this year, get cheeky with it by making one of these adult diaper cakes, with as many ‘over-the-hill’ additions as you can find.

Belly Button Lint Remover

Belly Button Lint Remover


Why is it that men’s belly buttons always have lint in them? Now they can remove it, with this hilarious (but we suspect useful) gag gift that you can make at home. Using a long bead and a pipe cleaner, you can create a genuine belly button lint remover for the men in your life.

Valentine Candy Rings

Valentine Candy Rings


These candy rings are made out of those chalky Valentine hearts. They look cool, but they are a gift that doesn’t really serve a purpose, and probably not something you’d wear every day all year long as part of your wardrobe.

Reindeer Poo And Grinch Pills

Reindeer Poo And Grinch Pills


When you have a group of people to buy token gifts for, Christmas can get expensive. Ease the financial burden with these cute packs of Grinch Pills and Reindeer Poop which cost next to nothing but will make the recipient smile. Free downloadable poems really complete the gift.

When Life Gives You Lemons Idea

When Life Gives You Lemons Idea


If you’re looking for a juicy DIY white elephant gift that will definitely leave a bitter taste in the recipient’s mouth, fill up an empty LIFE cereal box with a stash of lemons. After all, they do say when LIFE gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Car Jars

Car Jars


These car jars look cool or weird depending on who you ask. It’s just the thing for a white elephant because some people are going to trade something in order to get it, and others are going to be glad that they did.

Alphabet Pasta Stud Earrings

Alphabet Pasta Stud Earrings


These stud earrings are made out of actual alphabet pasta. It’s the sort of gift where you just don’t know what people are gonna make of it at a white elephant. It may be in high demand or it may get avoided.

Modern Tray from Auto Parts

Modern Tray from Auto Parts


This tray looks modern enough, but when you start to take a closer look at the pieces you realize that it was made out of auto parts. That makes it an item that will be in demand for car enthusiasts, but likely to get traded by anyone else.

Spicy Gingerbread Cookies Turned Cityscapes

Spicy Gingerbread Cookies Turned Cityscapes


Try this novel way of presenting gingerbread cookies, and get creative in the kitchen by adding whatever embellishments you can think of to liven up the landscape.

Diy Rock, Paper, Scissor Gift

Diy Rock, Paper, Scissor Gift


Who hasn’t used Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide whose turn it is to do the dishes or to take the trash out? But once they have this ‘special’ kit in their possession, the recipient will be equipped to make important life decisions too. Read this post to see how to make it.

Underwear Chip Bowl

Underwear Chip Bowl


If you love the thought of giving a slightly under-whelming gift to someone this year, take inspiration from this idea which creates a chips bowl out of a pair of tighty whities.

Diy Elf Snot

Diy Elf Snot


Gift cards are often considered to be ‘boring’; giving and receiving them will be more fun when they’re hidden inside this elf snot. Read the blog post to find out how to make the slime, along with ideas for other festive DIY gifts to have a go at this Christmas.

Gifts Not Included White Elephant Gift Idea

Gifts Not Included White Elephant Gift Idea


It’s 5PM on Christmas Eve and you realize you’ve forgotten to buy a gift for someone. The only place open is a filling station, so what do you do? Buy a stash of batteries, wrap them up and attach the downloadable ‘gift not included’ label for a last minute useful and funny gift.

Christmas Tic Tac Labels

Christmas Tic Tac Labels


Buy a stash of TicTacs and set to work, printing these free labels to attach to the boxes. Suddenly you have a collection of snowman poop, candy cane seeds, reindeer noses and more to slip into everyone’s stockings for a fun gift idea that’s cheap and easy.

Diy How To Make Redneck Wine Glasses

Diy How To Make Redneck Wine Glasses


Give a glassy not classy gift this year to someone with a sense of humor. Using canning jars and glass candlesticks you can produce an awesome set of Redneck Wine Glasses that will raise a laugh every time they raise a toast. We’ll definitely drink to that.

Watermelon Earrings

Watermelon Earrings


These watermelon earrings are super cute, but they may not be the sort of thing that everyone is vying for when it comes to getting a good gift from a white elephant exchange. They’re easy to make if you need something in a hurry.

Handmade Russian Dolls

Handmade Russian Dolls


These handmade russian dolls look like they’re vintage, and that they’ve been in your family for generations. They may be just the sort of quirky white elephant gift that causes a stir and gets people trading for them again and again.

Diy Spray Tan

Diy Spray Tan


This DIY gift is more likely to make your friends’ or colleagues’ faces go red rather than golden brown. Check out this blog post to see how to make the DIY Spray Tan Kit and Spray Tan Booster to turn them orange from the inside out.

Diy Number 2 Pencil

Diy Number 2 Pencil


If your group of friends or colleagues have decided on DIY gifts for your white elephant exchange this year, embarrass them with these ‘No. 2’ pencils, inspired by your favorite emoji. Check out this post to see what you’ll need, then get down to the craft supplies store.

Zombie Survival Kit!

Zombie Survival Kit!


Do your family and friends know how to survive a zombie apocalypse? Have a go at putting together this zombie survival kit for a DIY gift, just in case. In this post, you’ll find instructions, as well as ideas for what to include in the set.

Happy Pills And Chill Pills Free Printable Labels

Happy Pills And Chill Pills Free Printable Labels


This is the sweetest DIY gift, and it can be rustled up in a matter of seconds. Simply fill a craft or bead box with different types of candy, print off the free downloadable label in this tutorial, and you can give someone a delicious set of chill pills or happy pills to help them recover.

Funny Diy Painted Kitchen Towels

Funny Diy Painted Kitchen Towels


Follow this tutorial for an easy way to create some stylish and fun tea towels for the domestic god or goddess on your radar. It even comes with the free downloadable stencils.

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