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37 Really Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

Wondering what white elephant gifts you should bring to the upcoming gift exchange at this year’s holiday party? We’ve got a wide assortment of hilariously funny white elephant gift ideas so you can be Johnny on the spot with the perfect gag gift for this occasion. Be the hero of the gift exchange by bringing anything from this list.

Handerpants Underwear Gloves

Handerpants Underwear Gloves

These gloves are made to resemble underpants, and more specifically tighty whiteys, so they keep your hands warm and whisk away moisture from your palms. The only question is which person at your gift exchange would wear these in public, as they are pretty identifiable as being underpants on your hands.

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Fanny Bank Farting Coin Drop Bank

Fanny Bank Farting Coin Drop Bank

This coin bank features a butt that you put the coin into, and when you do a farting sound emanates from it. This will definitely cause a burst of laughter from the participants in the gift exchange, and it might become that one gift that no one wants to get stuck with at the end.

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Funny Puzzle Set

Funny Puzzle Set

Hide their real present inside this prank box and they’ll be scratching their heads as they try to figure out why you chose the impossible puzzle ‘inside’. Claiming to contain 12000 puzzle pieces of a blue sky, you can play along until they realize they’ve been pranked.

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Nature's D'ck Pics Wall Calendar

Nature's D'ck Pics Wall Calendar

Forget dodgy dating sites, nature has the best d*ck pics of all. Bigger and better than any you’d see on the internet, the pictures in this calendar are set among some of nature’s most beautiful landscapes, and they’re (almost) definitely safe for work.

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From Crook to Cook Snoop Dog Cookbook

From Crook to Cook Snoop Dog Cookbook

Expand their culinary horizons with Snoop Dog’s ‘Crook to Cook’ recipe book. Packed with 50 recipes for delicious soul food, this book is written in Snoop’s inimitable and NSFW style, with sections for snacks (because munchies), main meals, comfort food, and even a ‘Go Shorty, it’s Your Birthday Cake’.

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Roto Wipe Personal Cleansing Wheel

Roto Wipe Personal Cleansing Wheel

It doesn’t matter what gift you give them, when it’s hidden inside this prank box, the joke will be on them. Imagine their face when they unwrap the parcel to find a Roto Wipe box inside. It’s the perfect trick for those who spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

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Funny Passive Aggressive Coasters

Funny Passive Aggressive Coasters

House-proud hosts and hostesses will welcome this set of coasters, but only if they’re prone to using profanities to get their point across. Made from ceramic with a wood grain effect, these coasters come printed with three different cuss-peppered reminders to keep the furniture safe, with some manners thrown in.

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Christmas Reindeer Mankini

Christmas Reindeer Mankini

Whether he models it for you or not, this mankini will make the ultimate Christmas gift for a male colleague, friend, or relative. With the cute reindeer design, this men’s thong features googly eyes and a pompom nose, and even has removable bells on the straps so everyone knows he’s coming.

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Shot Glass Roulette

Shot Glass Roulette

The stakes are high with this game of Shot Glass Roulette. Much more fun than going to the casino, and without the dress code, this game uses alcohol instead of money and the last one standing wins! The set includes roulette base, 2 balls, spinner, and 16 numbered shot glasses.

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Hot Dog and Bun Toaster

Hot Dog and Bun Toaster

Make hotdogs the easiest meal of the week with this handy white elephant gift idea. Designed to toast two hot dogs and two buns simultaneously, this toaster means there’s barely any washing up, and no waiting for the second hot dog to be ready.

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Diy Rock, Paper, Scissor Gift

Diy Rock, Paper, Scissor Gift

Who hasn’t used Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide whose turn it is to do the dishes or to take the trash out? But once they have this ‘special’ kit in their possession, the recipient will be equipped to make important life decisions too. Read this post to see how to make it.

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The Screaming Goat Book & Figure

The Screaming Goat Book & Figure

If they spend time on the internet, they must have seen the Screaming Goat. Star of a myriad of viral videos and memes, the goat now comes as a miniature toy which screams out loud when his head is pressed. There’s even a 32-page booklet filled with fascinating goat-y facts.

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Grilled Cheese Toaster

Grilled Cheese Toaster

Grilled cheese sandwiches are the epitome of comfort food, so make life easy with this grilled cheese toaster. Fitted with two reusable baskets and an adjustable dial for the perfect level of doneness, this toaster will create the perfect toastie in a matter of minutes.

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Burrito Blanket

Burrito Blanket

If there’s someone who’s burrito barmy on your Christmas list this year, this blanket will make the ideal gift. Available in 4 sizes, this circular throw looks just like a giant flour tortilla and is made from a soft flannel fabric so they can roll themselves up in comfort.

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Weener Kleener Soap

Weener Kleener Soap

This soap ring is meant to clean just one thing. They say that one size fits most men, and surely most men would care to disagree. This gift will definitely get passed around and cause quite a conversation at the white elephant exchange, and it will be interesting to see who is bold enough to take it home.

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Zombie Survival Kit!

Zombie Survival Kit!

Do your family and friends know how to survive a zombie apocalypse? Have a go at putting together this zombie survival kit for a DIY gift, just in case. In this post, you’ll find instructions, as well as ideas for what to include in the set.

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Outdoor Inflatable Lounger Couch

Outdoor Inflatable Lounger Couch

Give a couch potato some fresh air with this inflatable lounger couch, made for the great outdoors. The double layer fabric and two-port design make this super comfy lounger virtually leak-proof, meaning hours of relaxation in the sun, on dry land or water. No pump required, just a few swishes through the air.

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Underwear Chip Bowl

Underwear Chip Bowl

If you love the thought of giving a slightly under-whelming gift to someone this year, take inspiration from this idea which creates a chips bowl out of a pair of tighty whities.

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Toilet Time Golf Game

Toilet Time Golf Game

Those who spend too much time in the toilet will appreciate being given something to do while they ponder, and this golf game is perfect. Small enough to fit in front of the loo, this putting game even comes with a ‘do not disturb’ sign to hang on the door.

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Instant Audience

Instant Audience

If you are in need of fan support, this instant audience hand controller will give you access to laughter, applause, and even boos. You’ll be able to have control over the sort of response you get so that you can finally get the credit you deserve, or get a crowd to help you boo things you don’t like.

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Toilet Timer

Toilet Timer

Every home has someone who takes too long in the bathroom. Make sure they don’t stay for hours with this funny toilet timer. Depicting a man on the toilet with his phone in his hand, this timer will give them exactly five minutes to get in, get done, and get out.

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Naughty Pigs Salt and pepper Shaker Set

Naughty Pigs Salt and pepper Shaker Set

These naughty pigs just don’t know how to behave on the dinner table. They are doing what pigs do behind closed doors, but they are doing it for everyone to see. This gift is sure to raise a few eyebrows and cause quite a stir at your gift exchange, and nobody will want to get stuck with it.

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Diy Spray Tan

Diy Spray Tan

This DIY gift is more likely to make your friends’ or colleagues’ faces go red rather than golden brown. Check out this blog post to see how to make the DIY Spray Tan Kit and Spray Tan Booster to turn them orange from the inside out.

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Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

These underpants come in handy when you have to ditch your old pair due to a stray turd or late night activities. When you need a clean pair of underwear to hold you over until you can get into a real pair, these come in handy. They’re not made for regular use, but they get the job done.

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3D Dad Beer Belly Fanny Pack

3D Dad Beer Belly Fanny Pack

It’s said that many women prefer a Dad Bod, so give someone an instant beer belly with this hilarious and lifelike fanny pack. Highly detailed complete with hair and a belly button, this waist pocket will give even the skinniest of guys the ideal tum to tempt the ladies.

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Desktop Cornhole

Desktop Cornhole

Great for whiling away a rainy lunchtime at work, this desktop cornhole game will make a fun white elephant gift idea. Small enough to play on a desk or table, this set comes with two platforms, eight beanbags, and a comprehensive guide on how to play.

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Bathe & Brew Shower Coffee Maker

Bathe & Brew Shower Coffee Maker

Coffee lovers will be both delighted and dismayed when they unwrap this gift at Christmas! Made to disguise a real gift, this empty prank box will lead them to believe that they have received a shower coffee maker complete with soap dispenser so they can multitask every morning.

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Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling Pickle

This yodeling pickle has the purpose of, well, it doesn’t actually serve a purpose at all, it’s a yodeling pickle. This is the sort of gift that will leave them scratching their heads, and once you press the button and it starts yodeling, the party can finally start.

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Dashboard Jesus

Dashboard Jesus

For the holy rollers out there, this dashboard Jesus will be a gift they’ll want to keep. He stands four and a half inches, and has a base so you can stick him right to the dashboard. He’s on a spring so each bump or movement of the car will cause him to wiggle, reminding you of the question What Would Jesus Do?

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Silver Lilly Hooded Pizza Jumpsuit

Silver Lilly Hooded Pizza Jumpsuit

You want extra cheese? The recipient of this gift will look like they’ve had a fight in a pizzeria when wearing this pepperoni pizza hooded jumpsuit. It might not be ‘business casual’, but whatever they may say otherwise, they’ll look forward to leaving the office so they can put it on when they get home.

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

This squirrel feeder gives the impression that the squirrel has a big head when he’s eating from it. They bill it as the nuttiest squirrel feeder ever, and we have to agree. You just hang it from a tree or any other object in a well populated squirrel area.

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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Pooping Pooches Calendar

It doesn’t matter how majestic a dog is, when they poop they look downright grotesque. Give a dog lover this pooping pooches calendar which features 12 adorable dogs doing the same gross thing. It’s all in a good cause though, as every sale helps animals in need.

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Butt Face Soap

Butt Face Soap

This soap set includes a bar of soap for your face, as well as one for your butt. This is very helpful because you wouldn’t want to wash your face with the same soap you just washed your butt with. No matter which way you take your shower, or which part you wash first, it’s still good to keep things separated.

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Pet Butler

Pet Butler

Dog lovers will be appalled when they open their gift to see a Pet Butler box inside. Made to disguise a real gift, this empty box features a dog on the front wearing a vest with a butler’s tray on top, along with the description ‘serving vest for dogs’.

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Drunk Stoned or Stupid Game

Drunk Stoned or Stupid Game

Find out exactly what everyone thinks of each other with Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid, the card game which sees players singling out who would behave how in whatever situations.

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Dinosaur Taco Stand

Dinosaur Taco Stand

There’s no easy way to eat a taco when it’s stuffed the way it should be, but this dinosaur holder will make the job a lot easier. Ideal for wannabe palaeontologists, this taco holder is based on a scary looking dinosaur, and holds two tacos neatly and securely in place.

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Fred Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Fred Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

If you have a nose for a great white elephant gift, you’re bound to pick this one. Paper cups might not seem like the most inspiring of gifts, but printed with 12 male and 12 female photorealistic noses, these cups will have people snorting with laughter. Definitely not a gift to be sniffed at!

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