Moving into a new home is a momentous occasion in anyones life. Celebrate this new chapter in their lives by bringing along housewarming gifts you know theyll love. All of the gifts in this list promise to be hilarious, so as long as you know what their sense of humor is like, youll find that perfect gift for their housewarming party.
Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
Whether you bring these coasters out with old friends or new acquaintances, they’re sure to break the ice. What’s funnier than discussing mistaken song lyrics over a drink or two?
It’s a sad fact of life that couples or even housemates will argue from time to time, but you can do your bit to help them with the Shakespearean Insults Chart. Printed with dozens of the Bard’s best put-downs, this poster will provide them with a whole new armory of insults for their next fight.
Add some prehistoric geekiness to their backyard with a pair of fierce velociraptor sculptures. Handmade from 16 gauge cold rolled steel, these dinos come on 6” stakes so they can be positioned on the grass or in dirt, and are designed to develop a beautiful patina as they weather.
One of the joys of moving into your own place is chilling on the sofa with a plate of snacks. Make evening treat time much more fun with this Funny Face Serving Platter. Facial features create different compartments, and just beg for food to be played with to create additional details.
It’s the little things that can make the biggest difference, and these teeny banana-saving hats will prove to be invaluable. Not just cute decorations, these silicone and yarn hats actually slow down the absorption of ethylene gas, meaning bananas stay yellow and fresh for longer.
Congratulate them on their new home again and again with a box of these personalized cookies. Buttery and with a sweet vanilla taste, these cookies will arrive stamped with the message of your choice, and as there are 24 in the box, they will last through many tea and coffee breaks.
Plants make great housewarming party gifts – they brighten up a new place, and they can be displayed immediately with no setting up. Add a little prehistoric charm to your gift with these dinosaur planters; made from porcelain, you can choose between the Tricerapot, Aplantasaurus, and the mighty Plantasaurus Rex.
Help them to celebrate the female form in their new home with one of these stunning Goddess Figure Candles. Handmade in London from beeswax with a cotton wick, these candles come in three designs, from the full figured Gina to the slender Tolani, to honor every type of woman.
Any housewarming party worth its salt will have a bar, so add some glitz and glamor to the proceedings with one or more of these Infuse & Pour Alcohol Kits. Supplied with the glass jar and all the herbs and spices needed, all they need to add is their alcohol of choice.
Gnomes-Be-Gone are elusive little creatures that sneak into the garden in the dead of night and steal garden gnomes – where they go, nobody knows! Whether the new homeowners love or hate backyard-dwelling goblins, this funny steel and ceramic garden decoration will make a fun gift.
If the new occupants are crazy cat people, make sure they keep warm and snug on the sofa with a Snuggle Cat Throw Blanket. Made from 100% cotton and measuring a cozy 60” H x 46” W, this throw features the most adorable image of two cats snuggling on the front.
Give them a plant that will never die, even without watering, with one of these covet-worthy cactus bloom throw pillows. There’s a choice between two designs; the tall green cactus, or the round blue one, but each one is equally adorable and perfect for lovers of these prickly plants.
Even those who don’t particularly like cats will love these mugs, and cat people will absolutely adore them! Available in a choice of three different designs, these mugs feature cats wearing hats depicting different farmyard animals – a pig, dog, and cockerel – along with a scowl on their furry little faces.
Their drinks will look as cool as they feel when they’re wearing one of these awesome Chill Beer Adventure Vests. Made in a choice of khaki and ranger green, these nylon and aluminized paper jackets zip up nice and snugly, keeping cans cold and hands dry and free of condensation.
They’ll never be stuck for instructions on how to make cocktails again with this pair of fun but highly functional Bloody Mary glasses. Decorated with a hand-drawn and vibrantly colored visualization of all of the components of this classic drink, these glasses will make a stunning housewarming party gift.
If they have a garden in their new pad, why not represent them with one or more of these delightful Gardener Duckies? Handmade in Indonesia from reclaimed teak wood and bamboo root, the duck is available as a girl and a guy, so you can choose the right ones to match the new occupants.