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37 Funny Christmas Ornaments That Deserve the Top of the Tree

Ahh Christmas, what a great time of year. Presents, food, merriment…and even decorated trees! If you are in need of some new decorations for either your own tree, or someone’s that you know, this is the place to find it; especially if they have a brilliant sense of humor.

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Ranch Dressing Ornament

Ranch Dressing Ornament

Fans of ranch dressing will no doubt want it all over their Christmas dinner, too, but even if the answer’s no, there is a solution. This realistic-looking tree ornament will allow their favorite sauce to be part of the festivities, without a drop of it touching their Yuletide turkey.

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Cousin Eddie Ornament

Cousin Eddie Ornament

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is an integral part of many people’s holidays, and now you can have at least one of the family on the tree for the entire season. Say hello to Cousin Eddie in his bath robe as he happily empties his septic tank into the Griswald’s storm sewer.

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Gingerbread Pole Dancer Ornament

Gingerbread Pole Dancer Ornament

If you always knew that gingerbread people had a naughty side, this funny Christmas ornament will prove that you were right. Measuring approximately 7 inches, this saucy snack is putting on a raunchy show as they channel their inner exotic dancer using a candy cane as their pole.

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Tree Buddees Santa Frozen in Carbonite Funny Star Wars Parody Christmas Ornament

Tree Buddees Santa Frozen in Carbonite Funny Star Wars Parody Christmas Ornament

It looks like Santa’s sleigh took a wrong turn and ended up in Cloud City this year. Measuring approximately 3.5” x 2”, this hand painted resin ornament captures Santa as you’ve never seen him before; frozen in carbonite at the hands of Darth Vader and unable to escape.

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Bob Ross Happy Little Christmas Ornament

Bob Ross Happy Little Christmas Ornament

Yours will definitely be a happy little tree when it has the inimitable Bob Ross hanging on it. Made from resin and measuring approximately 5 inches, this colorful ornament shows everyone’s favorite artist in a Christmas sweater and green and white scarf, holding the tool of his trade in one hand.

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The Office Ornament

The Office Ornament

Fans of The Office will instantly recognize Michael Dunder in a classic pose from season 3, episode 22 of the irreverent comedy show. Measuring approximately 4.3 inches (the decoration, not Michael), this bauble has a hole in a strategic place so you can copy Michael as he imitates Phyllis’ flasher.

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Sweet Jesus Christmas Ornament

Sweet Jesus Christmas Ornament

It can be easy to forget whose birthday we’re celebrating on December 25th, so include him in a fun way with this hilarious Christmas ornament. Measuring just over 4 inches high, this ‘gingerbread’ Jesus is iced just like a holiday cookie, and wears a red sash that reads ‘Sweet Jesus’ in white decorative lettering.

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Mooning Santa Claus Christmas Tree Ornament

Mooning Santa Claus Christmas Tree Ornament

It’s no surprise that Santa has a naughty side, and this funny decoration shows that off in a cute yet distasteful way. At around 3.5 inches, Santa is having a jolly old time as he laughs in glee, and no wonder; he’s dropping his pants to flash all his elves (as well as your own Christmas guests).

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Personalized Pole Dancer Ornament

Personalized Pole Dancer Ornament

Whether she’s a pole dancer in a club or does it for fitness alone, this tree ornament will make an awesome gift. Made from clear glass and available in a range of shapes, this ornament bears the image of a pole-dancing woman, with her name and the year etched right underneath.

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Nintendo Super NES Console Ornament

Nintendo Super NES Console Ornament

Bring back the heydays of gaming for one fan with a Nintendo Super NES Console tree ornament. Superbly realistic and measuring approximately 3 inches high, this battery-powered ornament lights up and plays the music and sounds from Super Mario World. Presented in a gift box so it’s all ready for gifting.

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Cat Mugshot Ornament

Cat Mugshot Ornament

It’s criminal what some pets can do to our holiday decorations, and if you happen to have a cat that tears down the tinsel and bashes the baubles, this is the ornament for you. Made from blown glass in a traditional bauble style, this black ornament shows a cat’s mugshot with a sign that details his heinous crime.

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Pickle Rick Ornament

Pickle Rick Ornament

Fans of Rick and Morty will love having Pickle Rick hanging on their tree this year. At around 4 inches tall, this 4-inch ornament shows Rick Sanchez as his green and knobbly alter ego. Officially licensed and wearing a red and white Santa hat, Pickle Rick will add humor to any family gathering.

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Vincent Van Gogh Ornament

Vincent Van Gogh Ornament

Commemorate an artist’s act of self-mutilation with this Vincent Van Gogh Christmas tree decoration. Loosely based on Vince’s self-portrait, this ornament measures approximately 4.75” high, and shows the artist with his head swathed in bandages to cover his damaged ear, making it a great gift for fans of fine art, as well as all-things macabre.

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Mouse Trap Ornament

Mouse Trap Ornament

Show your disdain for a certain mouse and the franchise he belongs to with this funny Christmas ornament. Made from resin and hand-painted in bright colors, this ornament shows a red-trousered mouse caught face down in a vicious-looking trap, with his white-gloved hands splayed wide on either side.

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Tacos Christmas Ornament

Tacos Christmas Ornament

Say ‘feliz Navidad’ this year with this fun foodie hanging ornament. The perfect gift for anyone who lives for Taco Tuesdays, this ornament features not one, not two, but three delicious-looking tacos, stuffed with ground beef, lettuce, cheese and more, and finished with wonderfully shiny detailing to add to the festive cheer.

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Retro 80's Hip Hop Santa Christmas Ornament

Retro 80's Hip Hop Santa Christmas Ornament

If you’ve ever wondered what Santa looks like in his downtime, this funny Christmas ornament will give you a little glimpse. Dressed for the 80s and ready for a lesson in breakdancing, this casual Mr. Claus is wearing a more relaxed red suit, along with shades, sneakers, and a boombox on his shoulder.

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Dirty Santa Secret Ornament

Dirty Santa Secret Ornament

See Saint Nick in an altogether different light with this hilarious ceramic disc. With the face of the other famous Nicholas appearing from the surface, this creepy yet awesome decoration is the ideal addition to any tree, whether the family likes or loathes Mr. Cage himself.

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Yoga Alien Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Ornament

Yoga Alien Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Ornament

Add some extra-terrestrial Zen to the holidays with this awesome meditating alien. Measuring approximately 3 inches, this little alien is wearing a green ‘peace’ sweater and a red and white Christmas hat, while sitting in the lotus position as he contemplates life on earth. The perfect gift for UFO-enthusiasts and conspiracy-theorists alike.

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Toilet Plunger Glass Blown Ornament

Toilet Plunger Glass Blown Ornament

The festive season can be a trying time for toilet plumbing as we indulge in rich and fanciful foods. If this scenario sounds oh too familiar, hang this plunger ornament on the tree as a reminder of the joys to come. Mouth-blown and hand-painted, this glittery decoration is a must-have for any home.

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Krampus Christmas Ornaments

Krampus Christmas Ornaments

Naughty kids the world over once feared Krampus, and if you have a child (big or small) who belongs on the not-so-nice list, this is the ornament for them. Half demon and half goat, this mythical being measures approximately 4 inches, and will serve as a warning to stay on Santa’s good side.

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Diy Hilarious Dog Ornaments

Diy Hilarious Dog Ornaments

Funny and perfect for children, this cool Christmas project is great for those that love to craft. With a few simple materials and a little time, you will be able to create hilarious DIY dog ornaments that can be hung straight on the branches of your tree during the holidays…how cool is that?

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Diy Half-Eaten Gingerbread Ornament

Diy Half-Eaten Gingerbread Ornament

If gingerbread men are so delicious, why are there so many whole and untouched gingerbread ornaments hanging on trees all over America every winter? With this epic DIY guide, you will find a free pattern for sewing a simple and half eaten gingerbread man that can be hung straight onto a branch.

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Kurt Adler Plastic Sushi Ornaments Set

Kurt Adler Plastic Sushi Ornaments Set

Sushi is not something that seems to appear much at Christmas, which is a real shame for the lovers of this delightful food. If you know someone that loves sushi more than anything, help them to decorate their tree the right way with this 3 pack of sushi roll ornaments by Kurt Adler.

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Design Toscano Bigfoot the Holiday Yeti

Design Toscano Bigfoot the Holiday Yeti

The quest to find Bigfoot is one that has been undertaken by many a person throughout history. Help someone to discover the sasquatch Santa on their very own tree with this brilliantly awesome ornament that features Bigfoot wearing a Santa hat and carrying festive lights.

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Hallmark A Christmas Story Ralphie Bunny Costume

Hallmark A Christmas Story Ralphie Bunny Costume

Do you know a big fan of ‘A Christmas Story’? This treasured, cult classic of a Christmas film is a tradition of many person’s festivities. Pick them up one of these delightful and hilarious ornaments that features Ralphie Parker wearing his infamous and ridiculous pink bunny costume.

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Find X Funny Math Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Find X Funny Math Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Ahh math…some people love it; some people loathe it. Whoever solved this equation definitely knows what they’re doing when it comes to numbers and shapes. Hilarious in design, this great tree decoration features an equation with a comical answer that everyone that sees it will appreciate.

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Midwest-CBK Yellow Outhouse with Tin Roof Ornament

Midwest-CBK Yellow Outhouse with Tin Roof Ornament

Brought to us by Midwest, this outhouse is a little smaller than one might imagine. Instead of sitting inside it, it can sit on your tree this Christmas and make every visitor laugh and smile! Constructed from painted wood and a tin roof, it will look simply great sitting upon the branches.

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Kurt Adler Noble Gems Tacos Christmas Ornament

Kurt Adler Noble Gems Tacos Christmas Ornament

Tacos make just about everything better, right? If you are on the lookout for the perfect present for someone in your life this holiday season, this could be it. Constructed from hand painted glass, these glittery Taco decorations are the ultimate way to showcase their love for this great food on the Christmas tree.

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Hallmark What a Great Lamp! Ornament With Light

Hallmark What a Great Lamp! Ornament With Light

Hallmark are ready to bring a bit of 80’s nostalgia to your Christmas in the shape of this hilarious Christmas tree decoration. Inspired by the hit film: A Christmas Story, the decoration looks just like the famous leg lamp; pull the cord and it will even light up.

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Kurt Adler Resin Corona Extra 6-Pack Ornament

Kurt Adler Resin Corona Extra 6-Pack Ornament

Who wouldn’t want to wake up on Christmas morning to the sweet sight of Corona? Whoever just popped into your head, pick them up one of these awesome ornaments that look just like a 6 pack of the brilliant beer! Great to look at and full of detail.

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Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

The Germans know how to celebrate Christmas, but did you know that they have an age old tradition of hanging a pickle on their tree and seeing who finds it first? With that in mind, check out this cool pickle decoration that has a motion sensor and will start yodeling when anyone comes near.

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Accoutrements Squirrel In Underpants Ornament

Accoutrements Squirrel In Underpants Ornament

What could be cooler than a golden glass squirrel swinging from a tree in its underwear? Not much really. Funny and full of charm, this awesome decorative festive piece would look awesome on your tree, or even given as a gift! It has to be seen to be fully appreciated.

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Santa Riding Shark Santa Jaws Ornament

Santa Riding Shark Santa Jaws Ornament

Christmas is just full of festive pun. If you know someone that has a nautical side, this is the tree ornament for them during the holidays this year. Featuring Father Christmas riding a shark, this side splitting resin ‘Santa Jaws’ is ready and waiting to make their holidays even better.

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Accoutrements Christmas Tree Giant Googly Eyes

Accoutrements Christmas Tree Giant Googly Eyes

With the holidays just around the corner, this pair of googly eyes will make everything a whole lot funnier. Instead of your Christmas tree looking lonely in the corner, you can bring it to life by giving it eyes and, in turn, a personality. Hilarious to look at!

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Mac and Cheese Glass Blown Ornament

Mac and Cheese Glass Blown Ornament

Mac & cheese is that great, most people would be happy waking up to it on Christmas morning. If somebody that you know adores mac & cheese more than anything else, they will have no quarrels over looking at a glass blown bowl of the delicious stuff swinging from a branch throughout advent.

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Bite Me Worm Bait Fishing Christmas Ornament

Bite Me Worm Bait Fishing Christmas Ornament

Got a fisherman friend? If they can take some time away from the lake this winter to put up a tree, help them to decorate it by buying them one of these. With the words ‘bite me’, the decoration features a worm and a fishing bobber that will proudly hang from the top branches.

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