These zombie gifts were all hand-picked using our braaaiiinnns. They’re sure to make the zombie-lover in your life ecstatic when they open them.
The Zombie Survival Guide
This is the book you’re going to want to own if you want to be fully prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Meant as a tongue-in-cheek look at what a zombie attack would actually be like, and how you could cope if it ever did, this is half humor and have instruction book that will make you turn the pages and not even know it.
The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse
In order to survive a dystopian world, new skills will need to be mastered, and one of those will be cooking. Working with what can be found, ‘The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse’ is a cookbook packed with ideas on how to eat well while foraging, prepping, and making do.
Teach them from a young age what to do in the event of an invasion of the undead with this super cute baby’s onesie. Available for up to 12 months, this onesie comes in a fetching green, and is emblazoned with the words ‘Born to Fight Zombies’ on the front.
Magnetic Poetry Zombie Kit
They can have fun with family or their roommates with this magnetic poetry kit. With more than 200 zombie themed words included, they can leave warnings, write poems, or take it in turns to create scary stories on the fridge, and can even combine it with other kits for a bigger vocabulary.
73 in 1 Survival Kit
Tools will come in handy for so much more than slicing through a zombie’s brain – there’s cooking, foraging, building shelters, and even just clearing a path for fellow survivors to navigate. Ensure they’re well equipped with this awesome 73-in-1 Emergency Survival Gear Kit, which includes knives, blanket, fire-starter, and loads more.
Zombie Head Salt and Pepper Shakers Holder
Sharing a table with the walking dead isn’t everyone’s idea of an enjoyable meal, but this salt and pepper holder is too hilarious to ignore! Made from resin with super realistic details, this gory head has lost its eyeballs, which have been replaced with glass salt and pepper shakers.
Zombie Cajun Hot Sauceg and Marinades
Made from high quality aged pepper mash, this hot sauce might not be enough to make a zombie’s head explode, but it will be the tastiest thing he’s eaten for a long time. Rich and flavorsome, this Louisiana style condiment has a heat rating of 5 on a 1-10 scale.
Color Changing Heat Sensitive Zombie Mug
Super creepy and the perfect zombie gift for any fan of these gruesome ghouls, this color changing mug will scare them every time they drink. Plain black and boring when it’s cold, once hot liquid is added a terrifying walker appears, trying to escape from its steaming confines.
Zombie Apocalypse Partners Heart Keychain
Have you discussed with your friends and family who you’d tackle an apocalypse with? If so, this key fob will make a gift that’s as disturbing as it is sweet. Made from stainless steel, this broken heart fob is designed to be shared with one other, and features a gruesome zombie on each one.
Any lover of horror movies will have seen a scene where an undead creature drags its amputated torso along the ground, reaching out for someone to help (or eat). This chia seed grower pays homage to that, with a terracotta figure dragging itself across a ‘field’ of bright green chia.
Only You Can Prevent The Zombie Apocalypse Dish Towel
We’ve all learned the importance of washing our hands, but if left unchecked who knows where a virus could lead? This funny tea towel serves as a timely reminder of regular hygiene, and also gives an insight into just what could happen if we allow the germs to spread!
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book
Even younger kids will be familiar with the undead walkers thanks to Minecraft, and now thanks to this book they can read all about what life is like as a Minecraft Zombie. Aimed at readers aged 7+, this book is the first in a series of hilarious tales that kids will love.
If they like the classic board game and love scary creatures, they will adore Zombie-Opoly, because it combines the two perfectly. With playing pieces which include a shovel and a severed ear, this game sees players moving around the board, and increasing their worth by buying zombies and human flesh.
Knit Zombie Doll
Here’s a cute knit zombie doll that is just too adorable to be scary. But it does have a lot of pretty gross features, including an exposed set of brains through a cracked skull and a string of guts coming out of its stomach.
Zombie Brain Cupcakes
Only zombies would love to eat something as gross looking as these zombie brain cupcakes. But once you get past the initial shock of their appearance, they’re actually quite tasty and all of the ingredients go together well.
Round up those old Barbies and give them a second life as a zombie. You’ve never seen a Barbie that looks like this before, and she may still be looking for her Ken, so she can eat his brains!
Mounted Zombie Head
Here’s a fantastic gift to give a zombie lover. It makes it seem like they’re a successful zombie hunter and they’ve gone through the trouble of mounting a zombie head on their wall. It can be used for Halloween decorations or kept up year round.
Magnetic Zombie Poetry
You’ve likely seen these kinds of magnets on a fridge before, where they let you construct all sorts of phrases. But these are specifically made for the zombie lover out there, and they’re made to sound like things a zombie would say. Lot’s of creative fun available.
3D Zombie Cookies
These cookies seem to come alive because there’s a hand reaching up out of a grave and looking for some zombie related activities. There’s a tombstone and a graveyard gate in these elaborate yet easy to make cookies.
Zombie Finger Puppets
They’ll be able to have all sorts of zombie fun with these zombie finger puppets. They can move their fingers in a way that mimics the zombie shuffle, or reenact scenes from their favorite movie or TV show.
Acid Zombie Banner
This banner is a fun decoration for zombie themed parties, or just to have up any time. It spells out brains with some extra a’s so it’s read the way zombies say it. It has a nice two-tone look to it and they show you exactly how to make it.
Trucker’s Friend aka Zombie’s Enemy
If zombies had any sense, they’d trudge the other way when they see you wielding this thing. It has tons of different uses, but first glance tells you it can do some major damage to a zombie. Chances are you’ll need its other features as well as the world gets overrun and mayhem ensues.
Dawn of the Dead
The best way to view what is often referred to as the best zombie movie of all time is in stunning detail on Blu-ray. Even though it’s over 35 years old this film still stands the test of time and if you or someone you love is a fan of the undead, this is a movie you’ll either already know about, or need to catch up on.
Zombie No-Carve Pumpkin
You can make an awesome looking zombie pumpkin without touching a knife with this no-carve tutorial. This is a step by step walkthrough that will show you how to get great results even if you’re not very good at carving pumpkins.
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