62 Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters of 2020 (ERMAHGERD!)

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If you want to go all out this year with your Christmas sweater, they don’t come much more in-your-face than this one, which also features a built-in snowman tie and suspenders.

Whether you choose a festive red or a summery pink for this sweater, fans of Schitt’s Creek will instantly recognize the matriarch from the hit TV show. Complete with her trademark ‘Bebe’, this sweater features the title of the classic Christmas song ‘Bebe, it’s cold outside’.

Turn yourself into a game with this funny winter warmer. Fashioned with a red, green, and white target on the front, this drinking game top comes with 6 Velcro balls to throw at the target, and a set of rules on the back should the balls actually stick where they hit.

If you want to show a bit of naked flesh with your outfit this year, how about donning this bare chested sweater for your office party? With an acceptable level of hirsuteness portrayed, this sweater includes baubles on the nipples and a string of lights around the neck.

Dog owners will often dress their pets up in seasonal outfits, but now YOU can dress up in THEM with one of these not-so-ugly Christmas sweaters. With loads of different breeds available, this sweater shows the pooch on the front, surrounded by festive designs such as snowflakes and trees.

If boxing is your jam, then this is the top for you. Featuring the unmistakable face of Mike Tyson, this sweatshirt comes in more than 40 colors and designs, but the one thing they have in common is the greeting Mike gives with his distinctive lisp.

Made to order, and pre-shrunk for a long-lasting perfect fit, this sweatshirt is an absolute must for cat lovers and cat parents alike. With five colors to choose from, this sweatshirt is unisex, and features a rather angry looking kitty on the front wearing a Santa hat, and ‘Meowy Christmas’ underneath.

Some ugly Christmas sweaters are subtle and tasteful – this is not one of those sweaters! Impossibly festive, this green sweater is strewn with lots and lots of tinsel, along with red, gold, and silver baubles and a cute, all-over snowflake design.

If pizza and puddy cats are your two favorite things, this is definitely the sweatshirt for you. With a background of galaxy images in vivid purples and blues, this shirt features Christmassy kitties wearing Santa hats, along with giant slices of delicious-looking pizza and strategically placed baubles.

Llamas aren’t the first animal you’d think of when it comes to furry festive friends, but this one looks resplendent in its red and green striped sweater. Appearing distinctly elf-like in his attire, this llama stands tall on the front of this top, with ‘Fa lala lama’ printed above.

Just like the dog on the front, this sweater is soft and cozy, and perfect for the holiday season. With the right amount of stretch for the perfect fit, this Shiba Inu sweater features the dog itself with a string of lights around its neck and a snowman and Christmas tree pattern.

From the back this sweater looks like standard, smart winter wear – what with the Fair Isle pattern and festive red and green colors. But turn it around and everyone is confronted with a ferocious T-Rex dinosaur, wearing a matching sweater with too-long sleeves.

You can never have enough cats, as this ugly Christmas sweater shows. Covered in dozens of adorable kittens wearing Santa hats, this sweet sweatshirt is available in sizes small to 3XL, and is really as far from ‘ugly’ as you can get!

Persian cats always look regal, and the one on the front of this pullover is no exception. Simple and with just the right amount of festivity, this top is available in six different colors, and features the cute kitty on the front, amidst a sprinkling of subtle yuletide patterns.

Keep the original reason behind Christmas alive and kicking with this funny but nevertheless thought-provoking sweater. Available in sizes medium to XXL, this sweater comes in a vivid green color, and features none other than Jesus himself, wearing a paper hat, holding a balloon, and sporting a ‘Birthday Boy’ robe.

If the queen of England wore an ugly Christmas sweater, we can guarantee that it would look something like this one. Bright red in color (although other colors are available), this acrylic pullover shows the cutest Corgi on the front, with a bells and snowflakes pattern all around.

Christmas is a time for taking things easy, and who better to demonstrate than this adorable sloth? Looking for all the world like he’s having a cuddle, the sloth is wearing a green festive sweater that matches the one you’ll be wearing, except that yours will be in red.

The ideal pullover for people who like their furry friends smaller than usual, this one has the cutest little guinea pig standing on the front. There are six colors to choose from, but each one has the fluffy little cavy standing underneath a shower of holly and snowflakes.

A great alternative to a classic seasonal sweater, this one is great for bakers and those with a slightly darker sense of humor. Made in green with a red neck, bottom, and cuffs, this elf-colored pullover shows a gingerbread man with alternative features, courtesy of a discarded tube of icing.

Disney fans will be able to wear this top long after Christmas is over, thanks to the beautiful blue color and the most subtle of festive patterns. Boasting the prettiest mermaid of all, this Ariel sweater is ideal for anyone who likes their attire to be on the less-obviously festive side.

The ultimate ‘pugly’ Christmas sweater for dog lovers, this adorable version is really too cute to qualify. A little squishy-faced pug stands on the front wearing its own festive outfit, and is surrounded by stockings, trees, and a flurry of white snowflakes.

Fans of Home Alone, and those not given to sentimental greetings, will adore wearing this pullover all season long. Warm and soft, this men’s sweater is covered with various symbols of the Holidays, including Christmas trees and snowflakes, with ‘Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal’ displayed across the middle.

If you prefer your pets to be reptilian rather than fluffy, this is the pullover for you. With six colors to choose from, this top has a rather large frog on the chest, surrounded by tasty bugs and floaty snowflakes for that subtle nod to the season.

Win the prize for the ugliest sweater at the office party with this badass Santa top. Made from 100% polyester so it’s more lightweight than woollen ones, this shirt will turn any wearer into a tattooed Bad Santa in a fur-trimmed red vest, complete with wide, buckled belt.

This sweatshirt brings together so many elements that it’s hard to know where to start. Firstly, it’s a unicorn, and secondly it’s wearing a Santa suit complete with a beard. But perhaps the coolest thing about this mystical horned horse is the fact that it’s dabbing like a pro!

Three carolling sharks adorn this cheerful Christmas sweater, but what are they singing? We three fins? We fish you a merry Christmas? Koi to the world? Come on, we’re trying!

Other ugly Christmas sweaters will be cow-ering in the corner, shying away from the beefiness that is this winter woolly. Featuring a cow wearing his very own Christmas sweater, this one even has a little bell that jingles when you move. Make no mis-steak, this is a sweater to be reckoned with.

Need an ugly Christmas sweater ta-co to the office party in? At first glance it looks like a traditional yuletide woolly, but it depicts a gift that any truly wise man would give at Christmas – a trio of tempting tacos all wrapped up in a bow. Easier on the teeth than gold.

Throw some light on your fella’s dance moves this Christmas with a sweater that lights up when he moves! Featuring three stockings hanging above a fireplace, and a festive wreath topping the lot, this ugly Christmas sweater has four hidden LED lights that are motion activated, making this a blinking marvellous woollen to wear.

Wear this and insure there won’t be anay drama this year during the holidays!

If you want to look as laid back and cool as Snoop Dog this year, then this is definitely the sweater for you, thanks to the ‘alternative’ Christmas poem on the front.

Drinking heavily at Christmas will cost you deer, and although we can’t tell if this reindeer is Rudolph or not (who doesn’t have a red nose after vomming?) he is certainly going to a red-faced reindeer when Santa finds out! Thanks to this ugly Christmas sweater, now we know never to eat yellow OR green snow!

You can have your ugly Christmas sweater shopping all rapped up with the Snowtorious sweatshirt. With swags of attitude, the star of this top sports a crown, bling, and a lit cigar while keeping it real on a candy cane. Please note: it does not come with a ‘hood.

If they own cats and like cats more than dogs, these are the sweaters for them! With many of the most popular cat breeds available you can find something that’s personal to them.

Cute guinea pig themed ugly sweater for the furry potato lovers in your life.

If you want to flash a bit of flesh as well as your Christmas lights, this cold shoulder Christmas sweater is perfect for you. Featuring snowmen, snowflakes, and a Christmas tree, this is a sweater that will keep you looking festive but there’s snow way it will keep you warm!

Get a head and stay Elfy when you wear this Elf vest this Christmas. From behind it looks like an ordinary vest, but turn around and whoa there Rudolph…you look exactly like an Elf! But remember, the best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singling loud for all to hear! So clear your throat, Buddy.

Stand well back Misters, the lady in this ugly Christmas sweater doesn’t want your balls anywhere near her Christmas tree! Sporting the minimalist look, this tree likes being naked, and is happy wearing just a hat and a smile. Best go hang your baubles on someone else’s branches.

What happens when Santa’s entire herd of flying reindeer comes down with the flu? Well, he calls the Unicorns, of course! These ugly Christmas sweaters for kids show the big man himself riding through the rainbow on a beautiful, magical unicorn. Snow joke, that’s what really happens!

It seems Santa has run out of bucks to buy food with, so he’s sacrificing his reindeer instead! This horrendously ugly Christmas sweater depicts Bad Santa barbequing poor ol’ Rudy over an open fire – if he wanted roasted chestnuts there are better ways of doing it!

In a couple already? Then why not be really naff and wear his n hers outfits to the Christmas party? The bells on the hem of ‘his’ sweater invite people to jingle his bells, while the gloves strategically placed on the chest of ‘her’ sweater asks you to feel the joy. But beware cold hands!

This sweater will make an excellent outfit for all those Elfies you’ll be taking at the office shindig. Get in tune-ic with your inner elf by sporting this adorable sweater that even features iconic elf ears and a pompom. A great pullover for singing all those old Elfis classics at the karaoke, too.

This is a sweater with plenty of sass-quatch. In a festive green, this Fair Isle knit plays second fiddle to the main star of the show, the beyootiful bikini clad Sasquatch striding provocatively across the front, red lips puckered and ready for that mistletoe! This is one abominable garment.

Guys, get ready for a night out on the town this Christmas with this classically colored ugly sweater with a decidedly unclassic message! “Snow’s out, ho ho ho’s out’ is a sweater just made for going out ‘on the pull’, although it does give the idea that you might not be looking for a cracker!

An adorable farm-themed christmas sweater for anyone that raises chickens (or just loves birds in general).

Looks like Santy drank a little too much brandy on his rounds this Christmas, and as is so often the case with office parties, things got a little inappropriate! Hanging upside down on his North Pole, Santa definitely has some moves, as you can see from this truly ugly Christmas sweater.

There’s ugly, and there’s this. In a month populated with colorful elves and rotund men in red, why oh why would you choose to wear a manatee on your front? Ok, the manatee is kinda cute with a goofy smile, but still, this festive floater does make this sweater really ugly! But sweet. Sorta.

This top could have two meanings, depending on whether you use Merriam-Webster’s or Urban dictionaries, but either way it will make for a cool yule.

Have a roaring good time this season wearing this ‘under stated’ dinosaur sweatshirt. Looks like the Christmas tree has caught fire, and T Rex is in danger of having his chestnuts roasting on an open fire! It’s definitely not ugly though, (would you call a T Rex ugly to his face? We think not.)

Maybe Christmas, perhaps, CAN mean a little bit more this year, with this wonderfully ugly Christmas sweater featuring the handsome visage of the Grinch. The perfect woolly for the man Who-ville loves to hate Christmas, and we’re pretty sure he’ll steal the limelight wearing it.

There’s nothing ugly about Australian Shepherds, but when you put one on the front of a sweater, you might just change your mind. Perfect for the office Christmas party.

Get pulses racing this Christmas with a sweater that’s far from ugly, unless it’s worn by a man, in which case it would be truly disturbing!

Make room on the naughty list, because a lot of girls will be fighting over this tattooed Santa! As far as ugly Christmas sweaters go, this one ain’t too shabby, and with the sleeveless ‘jacket’ and heavily tattooed arms, this is definitely the one to Ink-lude on your shopping list!

Perfect for the crazy cat lady or lad, this top features so many cute kittens that you might just find strangers coming up and hugging you for no reason. Purrfect.

Mistletoe and mulled wine at the office party can make you pretty hot under the collar, so wear your ugly sweater in a much cooler way! The Feliz Navidad faux sweater looks exactly like the real thing, complete with tie, but in a t-shirt. And after a few rum punches no-one will be able to tell the difference!

Be the light and soul of any Christmas party this year with this ugly sweater. From the bright green background to the baubles and candy canes, this sweater screams Christmas and best of all…it lights up! What could be more festive than that? You’ll be the flashiest reveller there.

Now this is an ugly Christmas sweater that you would NOT like to look at with a hangover! The colors are bright enough, but when you factor in the gazillion sequins that make up the multi-colored Christmas tree…that’s gotta hurt! Definitely a sweater to get you noticed.

We can’t, in all honesty, say this sweater is ugly because those two penguins are adorable! Available in both gray and pink, the aqua and magenta design will stand out a mile.

What do you get when you cross Christmas with NFL? An ugly Christmas sweater that shows your allegiance to your favorite team, while also paying tribute to the most wonderful time of the year. Choose your team and we can guarantee you won’t want to claim your quarters back!

Did you know that the Pug’s lineage stretches as far back as 400 BC and were treated like royalty, and that a group of pugs is called a ‘grumble’?

German Shepherds are known for their bravery, intelligence and fierce loyality to their people. Once a GSD owner, you’ll never want another breed.