Retirement is an important time for any woman. You can choose the best retirement gifts for women from the choices below and feel confident that you made the right choice. From clocks to cute items that will put a smile on her face, there’s something for every retiree below.
You're Only Old Once!
Many know Dr. Seuss’ children’s books but this one is dedicated to the aging group of children whonever grow up. This is a great gift for a man or woman and they can reminisce about reading his books when they were younger. It is also a fun gift that no one else will think of getting them.
Retirement Angel Figurine
Every woman will appreciate the sentiment and the beauty of this angel figurine that she can display in her home. This angel blesses her retirement and reminds her of all of the work that she accomplished over her years at her job and to look forward to the future.
50 States, 5,000 Ideas
Now that they’ve escaped the corporate treadmill, help them to see all 50 states in 5000 different ways, from well-known attractions to places which are well off the beaten track.
Hilarious Retirement Mug
We’re all the authors of our own stories, and the one on this ceramic mug – which is available in 2 sizes – is short but sweet, with the happiest ending of all.
Retirement Wish Jar with 100 Tickets
The perfect retirement gift for women from colleagues and friends, this Wish Jar will give her something to look back on in her new-found leisure time. With 100 blank ‘tickets’ included, well-wishers can write their thoughts and place them in the jar for her to read later on.
This clock would make a great early retirement gift for someone who’s marking off the days on a calendar. Fully customizable, this countdown clock can be set to the exact days, hours, minutes, and seconds until she walks out of the door for good, then reset for upcoming adventures.
Signed Retirement Party Gift
Totally unusual and a great alternative to a guest book, this poster comes ready to frame. Measuring 11” x 17”, the poster features the word ‘retirement’ across the middle with each letter represented by a photograph, and plenty of space around it for friends and colleagues to sign.
Spa Gift Basket
Putting work days behind us means we get more time to relax. Start her days of leisure off the right way with this luxurious set of spa products. Infused with calming lavender, this 12-piece gift basket includes pampering products such as bath bombs, bubble bath, and a sumptuous lavender massage oil.
Give her a wearable reminder of her freedom with one of these beautiful retirement necklaces. Available in a range of styles and finishes, this necklace hangs on a matching 18” chain that can be extended by 2”, and comes on a presentation card printed with a sweet retirement message.
Funny Retirement Toilet Paper
Now that she doesn’t have to poop on company time, she can allow herself a little longer as she goes about her daily ‘tasks’. This hilarious toilet paper will make her giggle as she goes, as each sheet is printed with ‘Official Retirement Papers’ on an important looking scroll.
Retirement Bangle Bracelet
Made from silver plated stainless steel, this pretty charm bracelet will be welcome addition to her jewelry collection. A beautiful reminder of her new life, this bangle has four adorable charms hanging from it, including a Happy Retirement disc and a beautiful Swarovski crystal pearl.
Officially Retired Crown
If she’s having a big bash to celebrate her last day of being shackled to the workplace, make sure she’s dressed appropriately with this fun tiara and sash. The pink and white satin sash reads simply ‘I’m Retired’, while the tiara shimmers with rhinestones that read ‘Officially Retired’.
No One Can Ever Fill Your Shoes Keychain
Even if the rest of her colleagues have pitched in to buy her a big gift, it might be nice to give a small token that’s just from you. Show her how much you’ll miss the 9 – 5 with her by your side with this sweet stainless steel keychain.
Funny Out of Business Cards
If she’s spent decades networking and handing out business cards, these alternative ‘Out of Business’ cards will make a fun change. Humorous and official-looking, these cards convey a firm message that she’s no longer available, and for prospective clients to ask someone else. A stainless steel case is also included.
Retirement Is a Full-time Job Book
Some people dream of retirement, and some people dread it, but either way it’s better with a sense of humor. This delightful book makes a superb retirement gift for women who love animals, as it pokes fun at stopping work in a gentle and adorable way, with animals at its core.
Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Retirement Socks
If her colleagues are also her friends, it’s hoped that she’ll still see a lot of them once she leaves the office for good. These ‘Hi, I don’t care, thanks’ socks will make a playful gift that she can show off when the talk inevitably turns to business.
The Retirement Coloring Book
If you think she might find those leisurely days stressful, this book will ensure her blood pressure is kept in check. With 50 unique drawings just waiting to be brought to life, this coloring book is not for the faint hearted as it contains lots of F-bombs and other sweary words.
Enjoy the Journey Compass Necklace
They say it’s not the destination that matters as much as the journey, so make sure she always finds her way home with this pretty compass necklace. Handmade from 925 sterling silver, this delicate necklace comes on a simple but elegant display card, which carries a ‘happy retirement’ message.
Happy Retirement Gift Box
Let her start the next chapter in a wonderfully relaxed state of mind by giving her this thoughtful gift box. Packed with indulgent products designed to relax and rejuvenate, this box comes with bath bombs, lip balm, and soap, as well as a soy wax candle and an optional pearl necklace.
The Best Has Yet to Come Frame
Summing up the working life, this unusual photo frame will make a fabulous reminder of what’s been and what is yet to come. Made from natural wood and available as landscape or portrait, this frame comes in three sizes to hold her retirement photo from her last day.
Queen Has Retired Socks
Leaving work means there is time to do all the things she wants to do, starting with putting her feet up. Give other people something to read when she does with this pair of hilarious socks. With four colorways available, these socks come with a cheeky message printed on the soles.
Funny Retired Shirt
Forget the golden handshake or a handsome carriage clock, this t-shirt is THE gift to give when she finally gives up work. Printed with ‘Retired: I worked my whole life for this shirt’, this pre-shrunk cotton and polyester tee comes in 5 colors and sizes XS to XL.
What You Don't Know About Retirement
Some people see retirement as something to lament, but it’s really a cause for celebration. Add some fun to the party with this hilarious quiz book that pokes fun at getting older.
I'm Done Retirement Forks
Feed them full of good wishes for their retirement with a fork which states ‘I’m done’ under the prongs, and can be personalized with their name, date, or number of years.
Life is like a well-written book, with twists and turns on every page. This aluminum bookmark will remind them to enjoy the next chapter, and can include their special details, too.
Woodgrain Music Box
This music box is the perfect gift that will look great on a dresser or displayed anywhere in her home. Although it holds jewelry, which is convenient, it also tells them to enjoy their retirement and has a great quote from the book of Jeremiah on it.
Never Forget The Difference You've Made
This lovely journal makes a thoughtful retirement gift for someone who will be sorely missed. With space for both drawing and writing, it’s a great place for recording their thoughts.
Scratch Travel Journal
Traveling is one of the best parts of retiring and with this travel journal, she will be able to plan the perfect trip. She will be able to plan, make a checklist, keep a diary, and have maps and a translator. This is the ultimate must-have for anyone whotravels.
Travel Mug - Retirement Blessings
Travel mugs are something that just about anybody will love and with the blessing on this mug, she will remember when she got it and who got it for her every time she uses it. It is practical and spill-proof and it will go with her during all of her journeys after retirement.
Retirement Memory Book
What really caught my eye about this gift was the wonderful black and white picture that covers the book. It is beautiful and will hold all of the new memories that will be made during their retirement. The pages are all blank so they can fill them with whatever they want including pictures and text.
I Don't Give A Retirement Mug
There’ll be no reason for them to clock watch now that they’ve stopped working, and this mug explains exactly why, as they can finally live by their own rules and timetable.
4 Thoughtful DIY Retirement Gift Ideas
Diy Retirement Gift Basket
It’s easy to throw a few items into a box, but if you want a gift basket with a bit of flair take a look at these examples to get some inspiration and ideas.
Diy Personalized Wood Sign
Homemade gifts always mean a little bit more, and this wooden sign is truly something special. Follow the step by step instructions to make a fabulous retirement sign they’ll absolutely adore.
Diy Retirement Basket Ideas
Whether book lover, baker, or homemade gift maker, this blog post has ideas for putting together a unique gift basket full of all the things they’ll have more time to enjoy.
Diy Sharpie Written Mug
This easy retirement gift idea will probably be their most-used item once they leave the workplace, and because it’s written in your own hand, it will be even more special to them.
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