37 Hilarious Gifts for Police Officers

Made from aluminum and with a huge 20oz capacity, this novelty tactical mug is not for the faint hearted. Perfect for tea, coffee, or their favorite beer, this mug comes with detachable rails to hold other equipment, leaving their hands free to enjoy their coffee while it’s hot.

There are almost as many cop jokes as there are lawyer jokes, so keep them handy with this convenient pocket guide. It has all of the jokes that you’d expect it to have, plus ones they probably haven’t heard before.

This rocks glass is the perfect gift for police officers who like to end their day with a soothing whiskey. Made in the USA, this glass holds approx. 11oz, but the real talking point is the genuine 0.308 lead free bullet that’s cleverly embedded in the side.

It’s not the done thing to swear on duty, no matter how much it could be justified. Help them let rip with the profanities after work with this fun and stress-busting coloring book. Containing 50 high quality, police-themed pictures to color in, this book is definitely one for the adults only.

The dreaded paperwork that comes at the end of a shift can be made a lot more bearable when they have this impressive pen holder sitting on their desk. Made from aluminum and colored in silver or black, this paperweight pot resembles an oversized gun cylinder that will hold 6 pens.

Whether he wears them on duty for fun, or off-duty to show off his pride in his career, these men’s socks make a fun gift for police officers. Made from an 85% cotton blend, these cop-themed socks come with a reinforced heel and toe to last through many shifts.

These pan holders are sure to get a chuckle out of them, as they resemble a chalk outline, but they’re designed to keep your table free from burn marks and heat damage. Made from silicone, they’re easy to handle and can take the heat.

Nobody will mess with their files when they have them stored on this Gun Shape USB Drive. Quirky and fun, this USB drive features a 32GB capacity with an easy plug and play installation, and is compatible with many systems including Windows 7, XP, and Vista, and Mac OS 10+.

If you’re looking for something small and sweet to gift to the police officer in your life, this Pez Candy Dispenser is a great choice. Supplied with a twin pack of fruit flavored candies, the dispenser itself is a bright yellow, with a smiling cop’s face at the top, complete with his hat.

Officer Nutcracker is on the job. This time it has double meaning because cops are always cracking down on things, or cracking the case. So it’s quite fitting that there should be a nutcracker that is in full police gear.

A police officer is the perfect person to give this gun mug to. The handle is modeled after a handgun, so you get a better grip on it than you do from an ordinary coffee mug. It’s a great way to start off their day, and they’ll thank you for it.

Every cop faces unbelievable situations while on duty, but can they beat the stories in ‘You Can’t Make This Stuff Up’? Packed with real tales from the frontline, told by genuine police officers, this book will delight and dismay in equal measures as they read their way through the incredible, hilarious, and outlandish accounts.

The long arm of the law must see some seriously ridiculous things during the course of the working day, and this mug is the perfect way to acknowledge that. Made from white ceramic with black ink, this 11oz mug makes a fun gift for police officers who enjoy a laugh.

There’s something undeniably attractive about a man or woman in uniform, and if you know someone who fits that bill, treat them to this hilarious t-shirt. Available in five colors and both men’s and women’s fits, this tee is the perfect gift for officers with an abundance of confidence.

How cute is this S’mores ornament? Ideal for hanging on the Christmas tree, but equally adorable in the office or home all year round, this ornament resembles a stack of marshmallows sporting a police uniform, and comes on a sweet rustic ‘log’ to add a little bit of charm.

This has got to be the best idea for a mug ever! The plain white porcelain mugs look innocuous enough, but they come with built in warming plates to heat donuts, cookies, or other pastries too. Suitable for right and left-handed drinkers, the plates have openings for stirring and sipping.

These shot glasses are made from ceramic, although you would be forgiven for thinking they were metal. Finished with high-shine electroplating, these glasses are shaped like 50 caliber bullet casings, and the set of two supplied would make a great addition to any home bar, man cave, or she shed.

This bottle opener is in the shape of a police badge and has the words Open Up stamped into it. It’s a fun gift for the officer that likes to have a couple cold ones after a shift to unwind. It makes a great add-on gift to other gifts on this list.

‘Keep friends close, and enemies closer’ is a phrase that applies to this funny mug! Made from ceramic and holding around 8oz, this mug comes with a robber’s face and a removable black woolly balaclava, which not only looks super cool, but keeps their drinks hotter for longer, too.

Music loving law enforcement officers will have a chuckle every time they take a drink from this funny rap-inspired mug. Holding a fatigue-busting 11 ounces of coffee or tea, this mug comes printed with an impressive police vehicle, and a clever play on the lyrics from Baby Got Back.

This candy bar poster is made up of different candy bars and your own personalized message. Let them know how thankful you are for the service they provide the community with their favorite chocolate and cute message.

If they’re a fan of South Park you can’t go wrong with this mug. It will make them remember the episode where Cartman plays a police officer and comes up with the phrase “Respect my authority!” But he says authority like authoritah which sounds funny when he says it.

Here’s a great night light that let’s bedmates know that they’re in the right place. Perhaps the safest place to be is next to a cop, so it only makes sense that if you want to be safe at night, sleeping with a cop is a pretty good way to go.

When coffee is named AK-47, you know it’s going to pack a punch. This medium roast ground espresso comes in a 12 oz. bag, and is the perfect brew to get them through those long shifts. Or, if they prefer their coffee on the darker side, choose the Murdered Out blend.

Here’s a hot pair of boxer shorts that is sure to crack them up, depending on what sort of relationship you have with them. A pair of boxers filled with pictures of handcuffs is pretty suggestive, and is sure to get a response out of them.

The perfect accompaniment to any police-themed party, this 7” red police beacon light will help to create the right ambience. Supplied with a 5’ power cord and an on/off switch, this flashing red light would also make a fun gift to mark an officer’s birthday or retirement.

If you know a police officer who’s just become a new parent, this adorable baby bodysuit will make a brilliant gift. Available in five colors and three sizes, this bodysuit is printed with a hilarious joke that will make sleep deprived parents smile even at 3 am.

This is a funny drink koozie that is shaped like a tactical best, with the word police sewn into the front of it. It’s the perfect drink holder for a police officer, especially if they do any of the tactical type missions where they’re wearing the same sort of gear.

If you’re looking for even more ways to express your gratitude, you can’t go wrong with this pun-laden list of thank you gifts. Each one includes a play on words that will make the gift fun at the same time.

Gift cards might not be the best gift to give, but you can make them extra special by spending time with the presentation. This snow globe encases a gift card from their favorite store and makes it look like a better gift.

This is a hilarious way to outfit their bicycle so that it is a sort of cop car on two wheels. This makes for an even funnier gift if they are already a bike cop, because those bikes don’t generally have lights on them.

Have their partner in hysterics at the next ‘take your pet to work day’ or Halloween with this hilarious costume. Designed for small dogs and cats, this costume will turn them into an elite member of the furry force, complete with a baton and a pistol in its holster.

This is one police parking sign that is just for fun and likely won’t be obeyed by anyone. It says that violators will be taken in for questioning, and has images of a gun, handcuffs, and a badge. Perfect for the mancave of a police officer.

Whether they’re retired, on a sabbatical, or just on a day off, this awesome bottle opener will let them feel as if they’re still part of the action. Made from a heavy duty stainless steel, this pocket-sized opener measures 2.75” x 0.06” x 3” and has been designed to look like a police badge.

It’s a running joke that cops love doughnuts and spend their down time stocking up on them. Play into the joke by getting them this donut shaped mug with a donut that would make Homer Simpson proud. It’s one donut that won’t add to their waistline.

These etched mason jar mugs can be custom made to include a badge, their name, or anything else you want to add to personalize it and make it even more special for them. They can be used for any drink, from water to juice, or even wine.

For backyard get togethers, tailgating, and other fun they have with their cop buddies, you can’t go wrong with a cornhole board. It’s a game that can be enjoyed for hours, and only uses one hand so the other one can hold a beer.