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21 Hilarious Gifts for Police Officers

The funniest gifts for police officers will leave them cracking up, and will have a direct link to their line of work. Check out these gifts that pokes fun at their profession so they can have a good laugh.

21 Hilarious Gifts for Police Officers- their job is stressful enough! Light up their day with these funny gifts.

Tactical Vest Koozie

Tactical Vest Koozie

This is a funny drink koozie that is shaped like a tactical best, with the word police sewn into the front of it. It’s the perfect drink holder for a police officer, especially if they do any of the tactical type missions where they’re wearing the same sort of gear.

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Candy Bar Poster

Candy Bar Poster

This candy bar poster is made up of different candy bars and your own personalized message. Let them know how thankful you are for the service they provide the community with their favorite chocolate and cute message.

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Cop Jokes Pocketguide

Cop Jokes Pocketguide

There are almost as many cop jokes as there are lawyer jokes, so keep them handy with this convenient pocket guide. It has all of the jokes that you’d expect it to have, plus ones they probably haven’t heard before.

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The Gun Mug

The Gun Mug

A police officer is the perfect person to give this gun mug to. The handle is modeled after a handgun, so you get a better grip on it than you do from an ordinary coffee mug. It’s a great way to start off their day, and they’ll thank you for it.

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Donut Mug

Donut Mug

It’s a running joke that cops love doughnuts and spend their down time stocking up on them. Play into the joke by getting them this donut shaped mug with a donut that would make Homer Simpson proud. It’s one donut that won’t add to their waistline.

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Boob Inspector Badge

Boob Inspector Badge

Only a cop would be able to pull off this gag, since they are adept at flashing their badge. But upon a closer look, this badge actually reads Boob Inspector, so they will have a lot of fun trying to collect evidence and solve this case.

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Police Badge Bottle Opener

Police Badge Bottle Opener

This bottle opener is in the shape of a police badge and has the words Open Up stamped into it. It’s a fun gift for the officer that likes to have a couple cold ones after a shift to unwind. It makes a great add-on gift to other gifts on this list.

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46 Pun Intended Thank You Gifts

46 Pun Intended Thank You Gifts

If you’re looking for even more ways to express your gratitude, you can’t go wrong with this pun-laden list of thank you gifts. Each one includes a play on words that will make the gift fun at the same time.

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Crime Scene Pan Holder

Crime Scene Pan Holder

These pan holders are sure to get a chuckle out of them, as they resemble a chalk outline, but they’re designed to keep your table free from burn marks and heat damage. Made from silicone, they’re easy to handle and can take the heat.

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Respect My Authority Mug

Respect My Authority Mug

If they’re a fan of South Park you can’t go wrong with this mug. It will make them remember the episode where Cartman plays a police officer and comes up with the phrase “Respect my authority!” But he says authority like authoritah which sounds funny when he says it.

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Police Officer Nutcracker

Police Officer Nutcracker

Officer Nutcracker is on the job. This time it has double meaning because cops are always cracking down on things, or cracking the case. So it’s quite fitting that there should be a nutcracker that is in full police gear.

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Lifesaver Thank You Gift

Lifesaver Thank You Gift

Let them know they’re a lifesaver by making them this awesome Lifesaver thank you gift using Lifesaver mints. It’s a great way to show them that you appreciate the hard work they do and the risk they take every day.

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Make Them a Cornhole Board

Make Them a Cornhole Board

For backyard get togethers, tailgating, and other fun they have with their cop buddies, you can’t go wrong with a cornhole board. It’s a game that can be enjoyed for hours, and only uses one hand so the other one can hold a beer.

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Handcuff Boxer Shorts

Handcuff Boxer Shorts

Here’s a hot pair of boxer shorts that is sure to crack them up, depending on what sort of relationship you have with them. A pair of boxers filled with pictures of handcuffs is pretty suggestive, and is sure to get a response out of them.

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Gift Card Snow Globe

Gift Card Snow Globe

Gift cards might not be the best gift to give, but you can make them extra special by spending time with the presentation. This snow globe encases a gift card from their favorite store and makes it look like a better gift.

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Cop Nightlight

Cop Nightlight

Here’s a great night light that let’s bedmates know that they’re in the right place. Perhaps the safest place to be is next to a cop, so it only makes sense that if you want to be safe at night, sleeping with a cop is a pretty good way to go.

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Police Bicycle Lights

Police Bicycle Lights

This is a hilarious way to outfit their bicycle so that it is a sort of cop car on two wheels. This makes for an even funnier gift if they are already a bike cop, because those bikes don’t generally have lights on them.

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Fuzzy Sexy Handcuffs

Fuzzy Sexy Handcuffs

It’s hard to resist a man or woman in uniform, especially when they’re handling these fuzzy sexy handcuffs. Let the sexual innuendos fly when you get them these handcuffs, it’s a great gift for a gift exchange too because it’s fun to see who wants them.

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Can't Fix Stupid Mug

Can't Fix Stupid Mug

The long arm of the law must see some seriously ridiculous things during the course of the working day, and this mug is the perfect way to acknowledge that. Made from white ceramic with black ink, this 11oz mug makes a fun gift for police officers who enjoy a laugh.

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Smores Ornament

Smores Ornament

How cute is this S’mores ornament? Ideal for hanging on the Christmas tree, but equally adorable in the office or home all year round, this ornament resembles a stack of marshmallows sporting a police uniform, and comes on a sweet rustic ‘log’ to add a little bit of charm.

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Sexy Cop T-Shirt

Sexy Cop T-Shirt

There’s something undeniably attractive about a man or woman in uniform, and if you know someone who fits that bill, treat them to this hilarious t-shirt. Available in five colors and both men’s and women’s fits, this tee is the perfect gift for officers with an abundance of confidence.

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Sweary Cop Coloring Book

Sweary Cop Coloring Book

It’s not the ‘done’ thing to use bad language while on duty, but it must be tempting. Give them a way to express their frustrations with this hilarious coloring book. With 50 pages to color in, this book is packed with irreverent images that allow any cop to de-stress while silently swearing.

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Resisting Arrest One-Piece

Resisting Arrest One-Piece

If you know a police officer who’s just become a new parent, this adorable baby bodysuit will make a brilliant gift. Available in five colors and three sizes, this bodysuit is printed with a hilarious joke that will make sleep deprived parents smile even at 3 am.

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Gun USB Flash Drive

Gun USB Flash Drive

Nobody will mess with their files when they have them stored on this Gun Shape USB Drive. Quirky and fun, this USB drive features a 32GB capacity with an easy plug and play installation, and is compatible with many systems including Windows 7, XP, and Vista, and Mac OS 10+.

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Pez Police Officer Candy Dispenser

Pez Police Officer Candy Dispenser

If you’re looking for something small and sweet to gift to the police officer in your life, this Pez Candy Dispenser is a great choice. Supplied with a twin pack of fruit flavored candies, the dispenser itself is a bright yellow, with a smiling cop’s face at the top, complete with his hat.

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Police Badge Bottle Opener

Police Badge Bottle Opener

Whether they’re retired, on a sabbatical, or just on a day off, this awesome bottle opener will let them feel as if they’re still part of the action. Made from a heavy duty stainless steel, this pocket-sized opener measures 2.75” x 0.06” x 3” and has been designed to look like a police badge.

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Pet Policeman Costume

Pet Policeman Costume

Have their partner in hysterics at the next ‘take your pet to work day’ or Halloween with this hilarious costume. Designed for small dogs and cats, this costume will turn them into an elite member of the furry force, complete with a baton and a pistol in its holster.

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You Can't Make This Stuff Up:Book

You Can't Make This Stuff Up:Book

Every cop faces unbelievable situations while on duty, but can they beat the stories in ‘You Can’t Make This Stuff Up’? Packed with real tales from the frontline, told by genuine police officers, this book will delight and dismay in equal measures as they read their way through the incredible, hilarious, and outlandish accounts.

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DIY Etched Mason Jar Mugs

DIY Etched Mason Jar Mugs

These etched mason jar mugs can be custom made to include a badge, their name, or anything else you want to add to personalize it and make it even more special for them. They can be used for any drink, from water to juice, or even wine.

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Dog Police Tank Top

Dog Police Tank Top

Make their favorite furry friend look like they’re part of the force with this dog police tank top. It’s all black and has a badge on the back of it so that they totally look the part. The smaller the dog, the funnier the gag.

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Homemade Beeswax Candle

Homemade Beeswax Candle

These candles look great around the home, when they’re lit and when they’re not. They look like a candle you’d buy at the store, but they’re homemade so they have that extra amount of caring already installed in them.

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Police Parking Sign

Police Parking Sign

This is one police parking sign that is just for fun and likely won’t be obeyed by anyone. It says that violators will be taken in for questioning, and has images of a gun, handcuffs, and a badge. Perfect for the mancave of a police officer.

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Vanilla Brown Sugar Body Scrub

Vanilla Brown Sugar Body Scrub

Police officers might have to be gruff and tough on the job, but when they come home they’re just human, and they love a good pampering. They’ll be able to unwind more easily with this body scrub made with all natural ingredients.

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My Dad Stops Bad Guys

My Dad Stops Bad Guys

For the police officer with a new baby in the home, this is the perfect gift. It’s a onesie that shows a stick figure cop tackling a would be criminal, with the cute saying My Dad Stops Bad Guys. It’s a fun gift that will be different than anything else they’re getting.

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DIY Smores Kit

DIY Smores Kit

When you give them this premium make your own s’mores kit they’ll have everything they need for a delicious, toasted treat. They’ll think of you the next time they’re camping or at a bonfire having a blast with this kit.

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Garlic and Herb Dipping Oil

Garlic and Herb Dipping Oil

This makes a great gift basket and a yummy way to say that you’re really thankful for what they do all day long. The oil is made with garlic and herbs, and you can pair it up with a freshly baked loaf of bread.

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Cop Love Wood Sign

Cop Love Wood Sign

Although not the funniest gift, we had to include this one because it’s so sweet and special. It’s a wooden sign with a sentimental message on it that looks good on the wall and is something they’ll be able to see every day on their way to work.

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(Also read: 18 Police Officer Retirement Gifts)

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