27 Outrageously Masculine Gifts for Manly Men

Small game hunting is nearly as manly as the real thing, and this mounted squirrel is proof that some good things come in small packages. But in actuality, no squirrels were harmed in the making of this wall mount, so no need to call PETA, just a fun gift for a hunting enthusiast with a personality.

There’s a certain elegance to stone, maybe it speaks to our time spent in the Stone Age, or maybe it just seems like it will last forever. With this drink dispenser you’re getting ancient looking reliability in a modern day liquor dispenser. This is cut right from cobbled granite for years of use.

A true grillmaster leaves his mark on his meat so everyone knows who cooked their steak to perfection. This monogrammed brander makes it easy to char your initials right onto that sirloin, giving it a very distinct look. This is hand-forged out of iron, the same way you’d make it if steak branders was your business.

In any zombie horror flick there’s always one man that steps up to answer the call, and when he does he’s usually brandishing a weapon of some sort. This survival tool can smash open windows, split zombie heads, and chop down a tree for kindling all in one.

If your man has been known to walk around the house singing the classic song from Team America, they’ll love this shirt which features the refrain in a cool design. It makes for a fun shirt while on a bar crawl, and is sure to illicit a response from anyone that reads it and recognizes it.

Bring the unmistakable smell of a campfire to a cubicle near you with campfire cologne. It’s a way to infuse yourself with the smell of the great outdoors using true-to-life smoke rather than a phoney liquid. You can take the man out of the forest, but you can’t take the forest out of the man.

Let him that that you’re the best catch he’s ever caught with this fun candy tackle box. Send this along with him on his next fishing trip and he’ll have a sweet reminder of how good he’s got it back home.

This hatchet has been dubbed unbreakable, so he can swing as hard as he wants with no worries of a broken handle or blade. That comes in handy when you’re splitting wood and on a roll, you don’t want to wonder if your ax can keep up with you. This features an ultra sharp bland for more one-strike splits.

What man doesn’t want his screwdriver set to resemble a weapon? In this case it’s a hand grenade that opens up to reveal a pretty deluxe screwdriver set, complete with both types of heads, plus more. Once the project is finished it all gets wrapped back up into grenade form.

Most manly men won’t go within 10 feet of a gift basket, but they’re willing to make an exception for this one. That’s because it’s filled to the brim with an assortment of specialty beers and delicious snacks, enough to get through a poker night with the fellas or a long weekend solo.

Take a page out of Brian Fantana’s notebook and wear Sex Panther cologne in order to attract the ladies. It’s pulled right from Anchorman and is officially licensed, so you know it will work every time 60% of the time. Unlike in the movie this actually smells good.

What’s better than beef jerky? More beef jerky! This pack has them covered with all of the dehydrated meat snacks they can handle, with not just beef but also turkey and pork thrown in for good measure. It comes in a nice gift packet which even the most macho guy can stop to appreciate.

Any time you add leather to something you make it more masculine. Here they’re taken a mason jar and made a mug out of it by wrapping it in leather. It will protect his hands from the hot or cold drink and just looks rugged.

This old school flask is like taking a page out of history, but is still one of the best ways to sneak a swig when the mood strikes. It’s got a wide mouth on it, so he’ll have an easier time getting a proper drink from it, not like those sissy thin mouth flasks.

Sound off like you’ve got a pair! These whiskey coolers won’t melt like ice cubes do, they’ll just cool off your whiskey like they’re supposed to. You may have seen whiskey stones before, which are a similar idea, but these send the message that you’ve got what it takes to be a man.

Make him this tool box cake and he’ll be getting one of the manliest cakes around. They walk you through the whole process, including a blueprint so you get this just right. A fun way to surprise a Mr. Fix-it on his birthday.

Once you have the perfect manly gift picked out you’ll need a clever way to wrap it that doesn’t girly it up. Here are some masculine gift wrap ideas that are sure to make what’s inside well received.

This apron is for the grill master, and helps him show off his manly love of all things meat. Beef, pork, chicken, and fish make up the four food groups, with barbecue tools criss crossing them all. Great for the upcoming grilling season.

Beards can be a real eyesore, but the manliest of men will sport them because it’s the most rugged look you can get. You can help them soften things up a bit with this leave-in conditioner that is designed to make it silky and smooth. Keep the rugged look, lose the prickly feel.

The soaps come in an array of interesting scents like Fresh Cut Grass, Bacon, and even the leathery smell of a baseball glove. This leaves ordinary hand soaps in the dust, at least when it comes to giving your hands a manly aroma. Also try Beer, Pizza, and Butter Popcorn varieties.

John Wayne was a man’s man, and there’s nothing cooler than having The Duke on your coffee mug. He’s captured in a classic pose, in full western garb, and shooting a look that let’s everyone know who’s in charge. Aside from that it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, just like Mr. Wayne would have demanded.

Beer loving men will also love the idea of cleansing their body with the goodness of beer. Basically you can’t go wrong with anything beer-related for a manly man, because the two go hand in hand. This is made from a hand-crafted IPA so don’t be surprised to find him smelling himself all day.

Does he use duct tape for everything? If so he’ll get a kick out of this duct tape wallet. It’s lightweight, thin, and extra durable. It’s entirely made out of duct tape, except for the metal grommet which can attach to a chain connected to his pants so it never gets lost or stolen.

Plaid flannel is pretty much the unwritten fashion staple of today’s burly man. They go great with beards, beers, chopping wood, and anything outdoorsy. This offering by L.L. Bean is a true classic, and is well made for years of regular use. You can even add monogramming to make it one-of-a-kind.

This beer cozy gives his beer a beard, so he can drink it in style. When a bearded man drinks beer it only makes sense that the beer should be bearded as well. This gift makes great photos as well, and is sure to keep the beer cold, as beards do a good job of insulating the face.