30 Gag Gifts for Men Who Have Everything (And Want Nothing)

The cleaner the weener, the better. This funny Weener Kleener soap is a man’s best friend when it comes to keeping things fresh. For once, size definitely doesn’t matter as this soap has been designed to fit most. Stimulate more than just the nose with this fun gag gift.

Holidays and special events can be lonely on your own. Give someone the gift of companionship with this rib tickler of a present. Grow a girlfriend is the simplest way to a carefree relationship. Simply drop in hot water, wait 72 hours and your loving other half is ready. When’s the wedding?

Tee off the toilet humor with this hilarious potty putter. Perfect your green game as you sink a hole in one, and then another and then another as you poo and putt simultaneously. A great gag gift, it is supplied with everything you need to get the toilet time fun started. (View more: Golf Gag Gifts)

This really is the gift that keeps on giving. Perfect for any and every prankster, these fake parking tickets look amazingly real from a distance, leaving friends and colleagues shocked and angry. With 31 hilarious offences printed, they will definitely find the funny side. Eventually.

This one size fits most guzzler helmet is the perfect gag gift for men. With the space to fit two cans, you can guzzle your favorite tipple on the move, whenever you want! Designed by EZ drinker, you can guarantee that you will have high quality drinking apparatus at all times.

Life is full of shart. Whether you were driving down the highway and let one rip all over the seat, or were left embarrassed in the queue at your local convenience store, we’ve all fallen victim to sharts. Regain your confidence and fart in peace with the emergency shart snatchers. What a relief.

Are the men in your life balding? If so, this gag gift is for them. Give their head a new lease of life with this mullet wig. This skull cap comes with 12” worth of mullet, along with the classic stars and stripes bandana, and watch as they laugh till their face (and neck) turn red.

Give your man his dream body with this great gag gift for men. This high quality apron will have him strutting his stuff around the kitchen or BBQ with pride. Possible side effect include: a hot kitchen, excessive steam and laughter all round. A guaranteed hit.

Avoid any bath time mishaps with this clearly labelled novelty soap. Great as a gift, this fun soap keeps faces and butts separate during showers or baths, much to the recipients delight. This cheeky soap will keep skin clean, and put a stop to cross contamination.

Does the man in your life love A Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy? If so, you know just how important towels can be in space travel. Make this fun emergency towel frame with a break glass sign printed on the front. A great display piece that shows just how much you care.

Surprise them with a place for their poison with this dirty old man hip flask. High quality in design, this flask is perfect as a retirement gift, birthday present and more. The loveable perv in your life will definitely be thankful, regardless of what is printed on the front. (Also read: 30 Funny Gag Gifts for Older People)

Grab a jar, fill with some dirt and use the printable tags to create a fun and novel gag gift to celebrate any milestone birthday. So simple to make, this gift will have the recipient laughing out loud, and a nice keepsake to remember just how old they are.

We can’t wake up to the smell of bacon every single morning, some days toast on the go just has to suffice. However, you can now have the fresh bacon taste lingering in your mouth on your morning commute thanks to this awesome bacon flavored dental floss. A great gag gift for men.

Hop out of the trailer and crack a cold one with this brilliant gag gift for men. The camouflaged belt comfortably fits any waist, and has storage space for 6 icy cold cans for your consumption. Soft, adjustable and looks lovely coupled with a mullet on a hot summers day.

Navigate your way around the little boy’s room with this fun and informative book. Ideal for gift giving, this paperback will teach you the delicate art of sh**ting at work. Perfect for colleagues especially, the offices plumbing will now run smoother than ever before, with a lot less mishaps.

We all remember making grass heads as kids, right? This awesome DIY gag gift idea is a funny way to show your loved ones you care, whilst saving a few bucks. The following guide will show you how to create your grass head, then simply decorate and keep on top of hair cuts.

Not all is as it seems with Prank Pack. This brilliantly inventive prank gift box is the perfect way to give a gift whilst having a laugh at the same time. Look on as they try to work out why you bought them the NapSack, the perfect way to prank your friends, colleagues or even family.

Prank Pack is the original and best fake packaging company that turns gift giving into a hoot. This particular pack features the earwax candle kit, that includes a wax extraction kit. Gross. Watch their face as they open up their present with confusion and bewilderment.

Bring a whole new meaning to the term chill pill with this DIY guide on creating a homemade stress reliever. If your man has been getting his knickers in a twist recently, give him a sheet of bubble wrap (stress relief capsules) and the correct dosage to get him back to his lovely, laughing self.

Shopping for gag gifts for men has never been easier thanks to this hilariously funny trucker cap. Pull the ultimate prank on your friends when you kit them out with a hat that is definitely not welcome in public. This ‘I pee in pools’ hat is a real head turner, just maybe for the wrong reasons.

Forget minty fresh breath, now it’s all about greasy bacon goodness to clean your teeth and gums. This fun gift is perfect for men who just love their bacon. Great for gum health, great taste and great packaging. Ideal for freshening up after pigging out.

Men love farts. For some reason, passing wind is as humorous as anything. Breeze through the gift buying season with this remote control fart machine. The boombox technology allows farts to be heard from a great distance, so nobody will know who ‘let one rip’.

Perfect for the holiday season, but still funny year round is this awesome DIY gag gift idea. Simple to make, this bag of reindeer farts is a great gift for kids and adults alike. Simply fill a bag with some candy floss and use the free printable tags to personalize.

Looking for that perfect gag gift for dads? Give them the gift of a Dad bod with this funny fanny pack. With a realistic looking hairy beer belly printed on the front, this useful gift will definitely get a lot of people in hysterics. Brilliant for storing things on the go.

Are you shopping for a funny gift for men but are struggling to squeeze any ideas out? If so, this is the product for you. Pooping Pooches is the calendar that is full of, well, pooping pooches! 12 hilarious images of dogs leaving a mess. Different breeds fulfilling the same needs.

Are you shopping for gag gifts for men, but have ran out of funds? Worry not as this DIY gift idea is as funny as it is cheap. Simply fill a bag with some batteries, and stick on a label reading ‘gift not included’ The recipient will appreciate the irony and enjoy a laugh.

The deal of the century is here, 4 fantastic poops in one bag! This sack of sh*t is literally that, a sack of assorted sh*ts. Funny for all involved, this brilliant gag gift is guaranteed to put a smile on everyone’s face, and maybe a gag in their throat.

As stated on the packaging, everything is better with bacon. When we say everything, we mean everything, including cuts and scrapes. These fun, self adhesive bandage strips are shaped and designed to look just like bacon. Perfect as a gag gift that serves a purpose.

Give the gift of sanitation with these emergency underpants. A hilarious gag gift for men, these handy panties will always be there when you need them most. As useful as they are funny, you can keep your undercarriage fresh, no matter the emergency. Commando no more.

Sometimes simplicity is the key to the best gag gifts. Which is why this hilarious DIY gift idea will have everybody laughing. The jar of nothing is just that, a jar of nothing. Ridiculously easy to do, all you need is a jar and…well…that’s it! For those people that say they want/need nothing.

Nine lives may seem like a lot, but not when you have to navigate so many serious issues in life. This fun gag gift will answer loads of questions, and teach you about all of these problems. Gun safety, Satanism and loads more is covered in this fun yet educational book about life.

Tin can treats are the perfect way to show someone you care, without breaking the bank. All you need is a tin, and some treats to fill it with. Empty the contents of the tin, clean, fill up with goodies and seal. A perfect gift for men, women or whoever wants one.

Have you ever looked towards the U bend and wondered exactly what your poo is telling you? Wonder no more with this fun, illustrated book that will give you the ins and outs of your digestive system (literally). The perfect gag gift that will help you get your sh*t together.

Chuck Norris really cannot be stopped, and here are 400 reasons why. This hilarious parody book comes from an epic series all about the legend that is Chuck Norris. Whatever questions you have about the man machine, you can find the answers right here in one place.

We all had a set of those little green army soldiers when we were young! Imagination could run free as we played and played. Bring a bit of that youthfulness to your sock drawer with these cool socks. Perfect as a gift, they will make you feel 20 years younger.

Prohibition may not be relevant anymore, but their way of storing booze certainly is. This awesome book would make a great gift for men, looking for somewhere to stash their favorite tipple. Created using reclaimed library books, their drink will be safe and secure until the time when they need it most.

Chew on something a little more tasty than your fingernails with these awesome and funny butter flavored toothpicks. A hilarious gag gift that is perfect for buttering someone up at any and every occasion, or gift giving event. Naturally flavored, they taste great and will help you get over your oral fixation.

Introducing one of the simplest, yet most perfect gag gifts for men: Man Glitter. This awesome gift is perfect for men that love to spend their time tinkering, building or fixing things. Made right here in the United States, simply sprinkle all over for instant manliness and top up as required.