Sometimes the best gifts are gifts that make them laugh. Take a look at our list of hilarious gag gifts that will make their day brighter đ
Nature's D'ck Pics Wall Calendar
Dating sites arenât the only places to see d*ck pics â Mother Nature has created a fair few of her own, too. This hilarious calendar contains some of earthâs finest phallic symbols, from Bulgariaâs Pobiti Kamani to Oregonâs Monkey Face, and thereâs one for every month of 2022!
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
This cat looks super cute, butâŚand itâs a BIG buttâŚhe hides a rather intriguing secret. Turn him around and you will see a tissue sticking out of his behind, just waiting for the next person to sniffle or sneeze. He makes a fun gift for any crazy cat lady or man. (Also read: Gag Gifts for Women)
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Grab a cup of coffee and relax with âImages You Should Not Masturbate Toâ. This funny gag gift will have everyone who peeks inside busting their nut with laughter. The simple concept behind this paperback is what makes it so hilarious, just remember with all that howling, you may still be left reaching for the tissues.
Belly Button Lint Remover
Homemade gag gifts always go down well, and this one will be a hit with the gents, because belly button fluff is one of lifeâs many mysteries (and itâs a bit gross, too).
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Youâve probably seen him in a local car lot, but have you ever seen him on a desk? This miniature inflatable tube guy is powered by a 9V battery or AC adapter and will cheerfully blow this way and that while trying his best to get his ownerâs attention.
The Screaming Goat Book and Figure
Have everyone laughing like a kid again with The Screaming Goat. Sat proud upon a tree stump, this silly Billy screams every time he is pressed. This gift is not only insanely funny (which it really is), but also informative, and comes with an illustrated guide of goat facts.
Bum Shorts
Make your friends and family laugh with these naughty shorts. A fake bottom makes it look as if your pants have exposed your body to everyone around you. These are great as a gag gift or for a Halloween costume.
Burrito Blanket
Wrap them up in their favorite food with this giant burrito blanket. Choose from four different sizes â from 47 inches to 80 inches â and this round high quality fleece blanket will keep them as warm and toasty as the thought of their favorite Mexican dish.
GIant Bread Pillow
Bread is one of the ultimate comfort foods, so why not give someone in need of comfort this bread shaped pillow? Made from a soft plush fabric with a silky smooth lining, this gag pillow bread loaf comes in three awesome sizes and makes for great lumbar support, too.
Weener Kleener Soap
Make his shower time even more fun with the Weener Kleener. Made from real soap so itâs practical (if a little pervy), this donut-shaped soap is a great way to embarrass a boyfriend in front of his parents. You might find he spends more time in the bathroom, though.
Spider In Box Gift Box
Arachnophobics will get the fright of their lives when they open this harmless looking wooden box. Made from solid timber, this intriguing box looks like it might be hiding a rather nice piece of jewelry inside, but when they open it up a realistic spider will crawl onto their unsuspecting hand!
DIY Boyfriend Pillow
If you know that theyâve been a bit lonely lately, give them a shoulder to cry on. Not yours of course, this boyfriend pillow that provides a comforting half hug with a stuffed arm and half of a torso for snuggling.
Hooter Heaters
These are nothing like the knitted sweaters Grandma makes every year, but they will certainly put a smile on someoneâs face. Hooter Heaters are teeny tiny red Christmas hats that sport fluffy white pompoms on the top to keep the ladies from feeling ânippyâ in the colder weather.
Emergency Underpants
Worried you will not be wearing clean underpants when emergency strikes? Prone to disasters that leave you feeling less than fresh? Emergency underpants are the solution for all of your underpants related problems. They come in a convenient carrying case the fit in your pocket, purse, or glove compartment.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
Nobody is happier about your bottle of wine than the Happy Man! This tool helps you keep even the finest vintage fresh and fruity between glasses. Happy man is made of sturdy red plastic and the black rubber rings ensure a tight fit when inserted in the wine bottle spout.
Your Face on a Potato
For the most unexpected, obscure gag gift you can find, try this personalized potato on for size. With the recipientâs face actually printed into a real Idaho spud, once it starts sprouting it can be planted for a bumper crop next year, and each one sold means another goes to food banks.
The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information
Trivia is a great way to impress people, or fill awkward silences at Christmas dinner parties, so make sure theyâre equipped with The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information. Packed with interesting facts that nobody knows, it will keep them entertained for hours. Did you know that frogs have teeth?
Diy Underwear Chip Bowl
If the man in your life enjoys nothing more than watching the game in his undies whilst drinking beer and eating chips, heâll appreciate this novelty snack bowl. Have a go at making the fun stocking filler – check out the blog post to find out how.
Magic Flying Butterfly Card
Add a little surprise to their next greeting card with this sweet wind up butterfly. Placed inside a card or book, as soon as itâs opened the butterfly will spring into action and fly away, landing anywhere up to 20 feet away. Itâs the perfect gag gift for the faint hearted.
Mommy Survival Kit In A Jar
Although this is a Mommy Survival Kit, it can be adapted to suit just about anyone on your list whoâs in need of a little pick me up every now and again.
Big Undies
Have you ever had to tell a friend or co-worker to pull up their big girl panties? Well now they will have the means to do it with these massively oversized undies. Made from a silky polyester and over 30 inches long, these hilarious briefs will make a saucy gag gift.
Worlds Largest Coffee Mug
Weâve all got that friend or family member who exists on caffeine alone, and this gift will mean they only have to boil the kettle once a day. Measuring 11 inches wide and 9 inches tall, this gigantic ceramic coffee mug could also be used as a planter.
RainBowl Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light
There are many things that go bump in the night, including the dreaded midnight toilet run. Illuminate your throne with the RainBowl and evacuate your bladder under the gentle glow of your favorite color. An extremely useful, yet funny, gift idea that will save countless arguments the morning after.
Redneck Backscratcher
There are few things more satisfying than a good back scratch, but if itâs in a place that canât be reached, what can a person do? Give them this gag Redneck backscratcher and theyâll be able to do it themselves as they shove this humungous garden tool down the back of their shirt.
Repurposed Trophy
You can make them a trophy for all sorts of hilarious thing. Farter of the Year. Remote Control King. Nose Picking Champion. Least Punctual Person. You get the point. The sky’s the limit when it comes to a gag trophy.
Chia Pet Donald Trump
Donald Trump is known for his thick crop of hair; now your friends or colleagues can grow crops on his head with this decorative pottery planter. As well as a handmade planter, the novelty gift also comes with a pack of Chia seeds and instructions on how to achieve full growth in just 1-2 weeks.
Gag Fanny Pack
Is he always getting teased about his beer belly? Or do you have a female friend who said she prefers a âdad bodâ? Either way, this fanny bag makes a great gag gift. Itâs large enough to hold essentials such as wallet, keys, cash, phone, and more, IF they dare to wear.
Finger Weightlifting Kit
No matter how much time they spend in the gym, the one area they probably neglect is their fingers. Put that right with this hilarious finger weightlifting kit and book. With a barbell, rubber weight plates, kettlebell, and resistance band, their digits will need the mini sweatband thatâs also included.
Newspaper Article Generator
Give a gift that is hot off the press with this personalized newspaper article generator. The website allows you to edit the text AND the pictures of a newspaper article to anything that you desire, allowing you to make a truly personal and unique gift on the cheap.
Gift of âNothingâ
We all know someone that makes a fuss at Christmas and says they do not want anything, not even a mint bah humbug. Follow this comprehensive guide to get that person just that, the gift of nothing. A lighthearted joke that is sure to be well received.
Diy Sleepover Gag Gift
Do it yourself this year with this hilarious DIY gag gift idea. Simple to make, you can trick anyone into thinking your thoughtful gift is merely a box of cereal. With the ability to add any personalized message you like, you can have everyone laughing around a bowl of lucky charms.
People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book
Coloring books arenât just for kids; adults can sit back and relax as they color the designs in this 37-page book. And what subject matter is helping to de-stress Americans when they pick up their marker pens… landscapes? Animals, maybe? Itâs the People of Walmart, of course.
Hnds Free Umbrella
Are you fed up with someone complaining about the weather yet refusing to carry a brolly? This funny hands-free umbrella is the practical solution. It comes complete with a strap-on harness and attaches to the back, so they can be shielded from the weather without using either of their hands.
Diy Babydoll Coat Rack
If your friend has just moved in to a new home, check out this post for a unique housewarming gift… to creep them out. Forget a vase, this DIY baby doll coat rack is made from the limbs of plastic dolls. Itâll certainly make them jump when they come through the door at night.
Prank Pack Bathe & Brew
Aristotle once said that the secret to humor is surprise. Well wrap up the perfect gift with the Bathe & Brew. Watch eagerly as your loved ones tear open the paper to see the most ridiculous product ever laying in their hands, only to find out it was all a joke at their expense.
Toilet Mug
If the idea of drinking your morning coffee from a toilet brings a smile to your face, the toilet mug is for you. The bowl of the toilet holds your beverage and the handle is the piping under the toilet tank. The toilet mug is capable of holding 12 ounces of liquid.
Star Wars Jedi Hooded Unisex Bath Robe
Bring out his selfless side with this warm and comfy Jedi bathrobe. 47 inches long, this one size fits all robe is made from a cozy 100% cotton velour and will transform him into one of Star Warsâ Jedi Knights. Officially licenced, it even bears the iconic Jedi logo.
Baby Yoda Chia Pet
This is a funny christmas idea that any Star Wars fan will be obsessed over. Star Wars lovers, and people obsessed with The Child from The Mandalorian in particular, will adore this sweet chia planter. Totally adorable, little baby Yoda sits securely inside a pottery planter and comes with everything needed to produce a bed of soft green chia in just one to two weeks.
Edible Insects Bag of Mixed Edible Bugs
So your mate will eat âanythingâ, right? Dare them to try these edible bugs from the Newport Jerky Company. They can chow down on grasshoppers, crickets and silkworms – and if theyâre watching their weight, theyâll be pleased to know the bugs are boiled not fried.
Fish Slippers
Give someone these fun slippers â or should we say flippers â for no discernible reason at all, apart from them being hilarious, of course. Made to resemble a pair of scaly green fish, these slippers come complete with horribly staring eyes, and anti-skid âsolesâ for safety. Available in 5 sizes, these fun slippers make the perfect present for christmas to keep their feet warm, cozy and happy.
Butt Station
Looking for a way to add laughs to your boring office cubicle? The butt station organizes your office supplies with an eye toward humor. This comical gift holds pens, tape, and sticky notes or business cards. It is available in three different colors.
Confetti High Fives
Turn every high five into a fiesta with this fun confetti shooter. Strapped to the hand, it will shoot brightly colored confetti into the air on contact, and comes with six refills so the celebrations can go on and on. Ideal for sporting events, parties, or New Yearâs Eve.
Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock
This combination lock might be a gag gift, but it will save an ice-creamaholic from having to share their stash. Designed to fit on top of a Ben & Jerryâs pint carton, this Euphori-Lock comes with its own dedicated code that, just like Phish Food, shouldnât be shared with anyone.
Batman Snuggie
Stay warm this winter covered in the garb of your favorite super hero â Batman! This cozy blanket measures 71X48â and features convenient arm slots. It fits more snugly than many snuggie blankets, contouring to your body and appearing more like a costume than a blanket. Fun for Batman fans of all ages!
Bacon Bandages
Cover your cuts and scrapes with bandages that mimic your favorite breakfast item. These bacon bandages are just like traditional sterile adhesive bandages, but so much more fun. Each bandage measures three inches in length and covers a width up to three-quarter inches. Bandages come in a package of 15 in a reusable printed tin.
Booty Planters
This is a gag holiday gift that anyone with a booty will cherish. People come in all shapes and sizes, and so do butts, as ably demonstrated by these quirky planters. Available with or without drainage, these cheeky handmade planters come in thirteen color options (including sparkly) and four sizes from small up to âdoes my butt look big in this?â XL.
Diy Gag Spray Tan Kit
This DIY spray tan kit will Trump any other funny gift they get this year, and once theyâve stopped laughing they will have a load of cheesy treats to satisfy their hunger.
Animal Pet Waste Bags
Every dog owner knows that picking up poop isnât a barrel of laughs. These biodegradable bags, however, will change that. Designed to resemble a variety of marine life, including sharks, these bags fit on the hand like a puppet so they literally âeatâ the poop as you pick it up.
Giant Flask
Regular flask just not enough to get you through a miserable event? The Giant Flask holds a whopping 64 ounces of liquid. It is exactly like a regular flask, but more than twice the size. The flask makes a great gift and is perfect for getting through family gatherings during the holiday season.
Slang Flashcards
Whether you want to bring parents up to speed with the latest lingo or you want a teen to be mortified by their rad ârents, these flashcards will be ideal. With 50 cards featuring up-to-date slang words and phrases, itâs the best way to make sure theyâre down with the kids.
Cricket Hidden Annoying Chirping Gag
Some gags only have a one-off effect, but this Frickinâ Cricket will keep them guessing for days. Emitting a loud cricket chirp at irregular intervals, this discreet sound machine can be attached to most surfaces with its self-adhesive back, so you can hide it in a totally obscure place.
Prank Pack Nap Sack
Napping. One of lifeâs simple pleasures that can be enjoyed anywhere, anytime with the nap sack. Of course, this is not a real product. Simply a decoy box that will have the recipient bemused and bewildered. A hilariously simple prank that is sure to have the whole family in hysterics.
Creative Cursing Profanity Generator
Having a difficult time stringing together the perfect curse phrase? The creative cursing profanity generator helps you create the perfect curse for any occasion. Creatively mix together bawdy phrases for just the right expression of how you feel
Crafting with Cat Hair Book
Only cat lovers will truly appreciate this rather unconventional crafting book, while others might receive it in bewilderment. Filled with projects to make using discarded cat hair, this book will teach them how to make kitten mittens, coin purrrses, or even feline finger puppets using hair and a few other supplies.
Homemade Elf Snot
North Pole elves produce an astounding amount of snot every time they sneeze, and this DIY gag gift is the perfect way to use it! Itâs not something to be sniffed at.
Diy Dinosaur Heels
Step back in time (to the Mesozoic era) with these DIY dinosaur heels. A fun gift for the fashionista in your life, in these shoes she really will be walking with dinosaurs. Have a look at this article to see how you can make them.
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
Although this book is written for children, adults will get a laugh out of reading it too. Billed as âThe worst alphabet book ever, âP is for Pterodactylâ takes some of the English languages most absurdly spelled words and uses them in a classic ABC teaching format.
Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
Weâre all guilty of getting the words wrong to certain songs, but if you know someone whoâs a prolific âalternative lyricsâ offender, these coasters will make their day. With mistaken lyrics on each coaster, this set of four will make them laugh every time they use them.
Affirmators Cards
We could all do with a word of encouragement every now and again, but the tree-huggy type of talk doesnât work with everyone. If you know someone who likes earthy advice without the bells and whistles, this set of 50 affirmation cards will deliver the punch without the pandering.
Cold Beer Coats
Cold beer is always a good thing, but having frosty hands can spoil the enjoyment a little. Solve the problem and kill two birds with one stone by giving them a Cold Beer Coat. Designed like a miniature puffer jacket, this sweet little gag drink holder will keep cans cold and hands protected.
How to Make a Candy Letter for a Graduate
Funny gifts donât seem so funny when you check your bank balance. Keep the laughing coming with this DIY guide on a candy bar letter. Designed for graduates, it is easily adaptable to any occasion possible and, letâs face it, everyone loves candy. This is no dud gift.
Hippo Lawn Sculpture
If youâre stuck for a âbut why?â gift idea but still want to make an impact, this garden sculpture should be on your list. Made from iron and beautifully rusted, this sculpture of a mother and baby hippo will wallow on their lawn in incredibly lifelike detail.
Fowl Language Mug
Bird fanciers and teenage boys (or those with a similar sense of humor) alike will get the giggles every time they drink from this naughty ornithological mug. Printed with nine species of rude sounding birds, this fun mug is made from porcelain and holds up to 12 fl oz.
Pooping Pooches Dog Calendar
Log onto any neighborhood ânotice boardâ and you will invariably see complaints about dog poop not being picked up. Give someone who loves to moan this calendar. Featuring a different dog pooping on every monthâs page, this gross but strangely cute calendar will make the perfect wind up offering.
Fishing Pole Campfire Roaster
Give them something else to land with their rod with this fishing pole campfire roaster. Inspired by a traditional rod, this one can hook both sausages and marshmallows (or other foods, of course) at the same time, so dinner and dessert can be roasted simultaneously without burning any fingers, and makes the most funny christmas gift idea for anyone that loves to camp or being in the outdoors.
Shakespearean Insults Chart
Give someone the gift of an expanded vocabulary with this awesome Shakespearean Insults Chart. Divided into categories such as âfood & drinkâ, âbody parts & functionsâ, and âpersonal attributes & traitsâ, this poster contains some of Willâs most effective put-downs that will stop annoying people in their tracks.
A Hole Paperweight
The ideal LOL-funny christmas gift for someone who prides themselves on being a bit of a potty mouth, this paperweight will become their new favorite desk accessory. Made from reclaimed steel, this handmade block has a hole through the middle, which is preceded by the letter âaâ.
Yoga Joes
If he played with toy soldiers as a boy but spends his time with a âwarriorâ of a different kind now, this set of plastic figures will make a fun gift. Nostalgic and current all at the same time, this platoon of 9 figures will show him how yoga should be done.
DJ Cat Scratching Pad
This cat scratching pad is made from cardboard but donât let that fool you â kitties will get a lot of use out of it. In a flat pack build-it-yourself format, this fun gift builds into a realistic-looking DJ deck, complete with turntable, âneedleâ and cat-themed funny stickers.
Stress Relief Bubble Wrap
Take bubble wrap to the next level with this gag label. It provides instructions for a stress reliever weâre all already familiar with. It also says to see a doctor if stress symptoms persist, which is not a bad idea.
Last Place Trophies
Give someone the award you think they really deserve with this Loser Skunk Trophy. Standing at 5.5â high, this rather cute resin figure holds a plaque saying âU Stinkâ, while the podium it stands on can be engraved with your choice of name, message, or phrase.
Dinosaur Taco Holders
These dinosaurs might be given as a gag gift, but they will actually prove to be very useful, especially for messy eaters. Available as either a Tricerataco or a Tacosaurus Rex, this taco holder will keep two shells and their fillings firmly in place until itâs time to tuck in.
Cats Wearing Hats Mug
Dogs are easy to dress up, but catsâŚcats are more aloof. Show a cat lover how cute kitties look when wearing fancy dress with one of these fun mugs. Made from ceramic and holding up to 15 fl oz. these mugs come in three genius designs â oink, woof, or cock-a-doodle-do.
DIY Poo Pouri
If theyâre notorious for wrecking the bathroom you can give them this sprayer thatâs designed to kill offending odors by spraying it before a session. Makes a hilarious gag gift, but also helps to solve the problem for everyone involved.
DIY Gag Gift for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Fan
If you have ever read âA hitchhikerâs guide to the galaxyâ, you will know that a towel is one of the most useful gifts one could ever receive. Make sure that the space lover in your life always has one to hand with this delightful DIY gift. DONâT PANIC, use a towel.
How To Make A Bra Purse
If youâve got a few old bras youâre thinking of chucking out, have you considered turning them in to gifts for your friends? Watch this video to see how to use the bra cups and straps to make cute purses. And with the money you save on gifts, you can treat yourself to new underwear.
When Life Gives You Lemons
Meant to inspire people to make the best of a bad situation, if you give this gag gift to anyone they may just freeze the lemons and throw them at your head.
His and Her Sharpie Mug Diy
Mugs and a sharpie, thatâs all you need to create this amazing homemade gift. This guide will show you the steps needed to end up with your very own personalized mugs, and considering you can write whatever message you like, they will be very personal to the recipient.
Alligator Lawn Statue
Scare the bejeebers out of visitors and trespassers alike with this highly detailed hand painted concrete alligator statue. Measuring almost 3 feet long, this gator comes in three pieces, so that once itâs laid on the grass it looks like itâs partially submerged in a swamp.
Menâs Apron Gift For Guys
Get your man in the kitchen with this comprehensive DIY guide on making a personalized apron. With the ability to add any message you like, he will be bound to love it and will cherish it forever. Cheap and fun to make, you can sublimate your way into his heart.
Equation Geek Watch
The ideal gift for a math teacher or anyone obsessed with numbers, this Equation Geek Watch is fascinating. With a smart stainless steel bracelet, the watch face doesnât feature the usual numbers, but rather math equations that equal the said numbers instead. (A cheat sheet is included, donât worry.)
Diy Alphabet Pasta Stud Earrings
Messy eaters are said to wear their food, but in this case itâs not through careless eating! Alphabet pasta can be turned into these awesome earrings â the only limit is your imagination.
Choo Choo Train Massage T-Shirt
Give them the gift of a massage when you make this choo choo train massage t-shirt. It features a figure 8 track on the back so when the kids play, mom or dad gets a massage from the trainâs wheels. Everyone wins!
Harry Potter Wingardium Leviosa Kit
Potterheads everywhere have tried (and failed) to master some of Harryâs most famous spells, but now you can give them the secret to one. Connected by an invisible string, the large white feather in this kit will hover and fly with a flick of the wand and the words âwingardium leviosaâ.
Gnome-Be-Gones With Gnome
Garden gnomes can be cheery or chilling, depending on how you see them, but if you know someone who falls into the latter category, this garden ornament will make them breathe a sigh of relief. Made from steel, the ornament features two terrifying critters carrying a gnome into the great beyond.
Dog Hoodie
If you know a dog owner who lives in hoodies, let them take it to the next level by buying them one for their dog. Available from XS to XXL, this hoodie comes in 10 different colors, so you can even match them to their ownerâs favorite shade.
Pizza Pocket Hoodie
If you have a friend who constantly craves a deep crust, this pullover will make a great gag gift. Made from a soft cotton polyester blend, it is available in black or blue, and features an insulated pizza pocket on the front so they can take a slice along.
Dog Pun Shirts
If they love dogs and like to make jokes out of everything, these fun tees will make the perfect gag gift. Cringeworthily bad (in the best possible way), these tees take some of our favorite characters and turn them into pooches, complete with dog-themed puns. Indiana Bones, anyone?
Diy Faux Fur Covered Pumpkins
Halloween is a great time for exchanging gifts, and these faux fur covered pumpkins with twinkling fairy lights could well become their new favorite fall decorations for many years to come.
Diy Fake Beard
Everyone has a mate who canât grow a beard; give the gift of hair growth with this fake beard. Download the template in the blog post and follow the how-to guide to get started. Youâll make his Christmas when he feels like a man at last.
Diy Old Sweater Mittens
Grab an old sweater and turn it into a cozy pair of winter mittens that will warm anyoneâs heart, let alone their hands. Quick and simple to make, and great for landfill, too.
Keep Calm and Smoosh on Bulldog on a Trike Shirt
Few dogs have a face as squishy as an English Bulldog, and now you can give one to the dog lover in your life. This tee features an adorable bulldog riding a tricycle, with the words âKeep Calm & Smoosh Onâ above and below the image.