If you want to give something silly and maybe slightly obnoxious to your wife, read on. Some of the gifts are good for a laugh before you give her your real present, and others are surprisingly likeable – and likely to be enjoyed after the unwrapping.
DIY Chill Pills Jar
Every relationship has its moments when you both need to step back, cool it, and approach the problem again. If you’re looking for a funny way to help her chill, the Chill Pills Jar is a great DIY option. Fill with whatever candy you think she likes the most.
Porn For Women Book (No Nudity)
This comedic creation features images of men doing housework and bringing offerings of cake to the women they want to woo. If you really want to win her heart (and lots of laughs), proceed to re-enact scenes from the book. She won’t be able to resist you.
If she loved it when you “put a ring on it,” you can put a new spin on the hand bling: after using this heart-shaped bar of soap, she’ll discover a diamond ring inside! She’ll enjoy the suspense of wondering whether she got the lower-quality ring or one of the much more expensive versions.
This one’s a great joke gift for your wife if you frequently travel for business. Tell her you found something to keep her company while you’re gone, and watch her laugh as she tries it out. She just might use it to catch a few zzz’s.
Hey Girl Bamboo Cutting Board
Make her laugh her head off at this “Hey Girl” cutting board based on the wildly popular internet meme. You can assure her that, like Ryan Gosling, you’ll never leave her side, because an apple a day can’t keep you away.
Public Toilet Survival Kit
Does your wife have a severe case of germ hate? Does she wield her Lysol spray relentlessly? Take this opportunity to tease her by providing her with the public toilet survival kit for those times when she can’t wait until she’s home.
Cat Butt Coasters
Coasters are often a way for her to show some class in the kitchen, especially when there’s company. If your wife loves cats and appreciates a dash of crass instead of class, give her these wince-worthy cat butt coasters. Hey, she’s the one who said she likes cats…
Bathe & Brew Prank Pack
This goofy gag gift is sure to elicit amusement from the wife who just doesn’t have enough time in the morning rush. You’ll earn a chuckle every time she balances making the morning coffee with getting a quick shower in.
Bring Me A Glass of Wine Socks
The hitch with these socks is that if your wine-loving woman wears them, she’ll certainly find a way to make sure you read them. Better make sure you have a couple glasses and a bottle of the good stuff on hand for her to fully enjoy her present
Fifty Shades of Chicken
What happens when you combine real recipes for chicken with a hilarious parody of Fifty Shades of Grey? This book. Give her a giggle every time she prepares a feathery friend for your next dinner; she’ll enjoy the scaling complexity of meal prep accompanied by the very worst Shades jokes she’s read.
Money Cube Maze
You can play this gift several ways; you could use it to hide a nicer gift on the inside such as a gift card or jewelry so that she’s rewarded when she figures out the puzzle. You could be a bit meaner and give her an empty maze, perhaps with a snarky note about it being the gift of air.
DIY Poison Ring
This impressive DIY ring is great for a wife who loves reading or watching fantasy, historical fiction dramas, and more. Let her pretend to be a treacherous noble by creating this poison ring and filling it with Kool-Aid powder. Expect your family members to fall victim to her new favorite pastime.
DIY Passive Aggressive Workout Gear
Never give this gift to your wife that isn’t already working out, but if she’s already undertaken the noble task, why not encourage her? Make this silly little DIY gift to get her to laugh every time she hits the treadmill.
DIY Donut Ring
Most women love receiving jewelry as a gift, but your better half might be taken aback by this prank donut ring gift! It’s relatively simple to put together, and if you really want her to react, tell her you got her the ring as a testament to her love… for donuts.
A Pet Rock
Has she been dropping hints about wanting a little friend to keep her company? Is she allergic to fur? Here’s the perfect solution: she can talk her pet rock with her wherever she goes using the dandy leash included in the package.
Love Potion (Essential Oils)
For a silly gift with potentially rewarding amorous consequences, try out this love potion made from essential oils and herbs. She’ll love the fact that it’s all natural, get a kick out of the sentiment, and maybe even go give it a try. Hard to say no, isn’t it?
Sack of Coal Candy
Put a new twist on the old joke gift bandied around at Christmas celebrations: a sack of coal that’s actually delicious! If she loves candy and can take a good joke, slip these cinnamon flavored “coal” chunks into a pretty box for her to enjoy.
Latex Free Cupcake Bandages
The next time she gets a scrape or cuts her finger, you can whip out these bad boys to tend to her wound. Even better, once she gets a laugh out of them, she can embarrass any children you have by sending them out with these on their arms.
Bunny Rabbit Stress Balls
Does your wife need to chill out? Poke some fun at her propensity for anger by giving her these cute little bunnies. She can smash them to her heart’s content for a little stress relief when you come home from the grocery store without the one thing she actually asked for.
DIY Wine Cork Earrings
Does she love wine a lot? Maybe a little too much? If your wife has a thing for the fruits of the vine, you can tease her by creating these DIY wine cork earrings. Then, watch to see if she’ll wear them in public.
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