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13 Great Gag Gifts to Give Your Wife

If you want to give something silly and maybe slightly obnoxious to your wife, read on. Some of the gifts are good for a laugh before you give her your real present, and others are surprisingly likeable – and likely to be enjoyed after the unwrapping.

DIY Chill Pills Jar

DIY Chill Pills Jar

Every relationship has its moments when you both need to step back, cool it, and approach the problem again. If you’re looking for a funny way to help her chill, the Chill Pills Jar is a great DIY option. Fill with whatever candy you think she likes the most.

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Bathe & Brew Prank Pack

Bathe & Brew Prank Pack

This goofy gag gift is sure to elicit amusement from the wife who just doesn’t have enough time in the morning rush. You’ll earn a chuckle every time she balances making the morning coffee with getting a quick shower in.

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Does your wife have a severe case of germ hate? Does she wield her Lysol spray relentlessly? Take this opportunity to tease her by providing her with the public toilet survival kit for those times when she can’t wait until she’s home.

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Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Pillow

This one’s a great joke gift for your wife if you frequently travel for business. Tell her you found something to keep her company while you’re gone, and watch her laugh as she tries it out. She just might use it to catch a few zzz’s.

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Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken

What happens when you combine real recipes for chicken with a hilarious parody of Fifty Shades of Grey? This book. Give her a giggle every time she prepares a feathery friend for your next dinner; she’ll enjoy the scaling complexity of meal prep accompanied by the very worst Shades jokes she’s read.

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Soap Diamond

Soap Diamond

If she loved it when you “put a ring on it,” you can put a new spin on the hand bling: after using this heart-shaped bar of soap, she’ll discover a diamond ring inside! She’ll enjoy the suspense of wondering whether she got the lower-quality ring or one of the much more expensive versions.

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Cat Butt Coasters

Cat Butt Coasters

Coasters are often a way for her to show some class in the kitchen, especially when there’s company. If your wife loves cats and appreciates a dash of crass instead of class, give her these wince-worthy cat butt coasters. Hey, she’s the one who said she likes cats…

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Sack of Coal Candy

Sack of Coal Candy

Put a new twist on the old joke gift bandied around at Christmas celebrations: a sack of coal that’s actually delicious! If she loves candy and can take a good joke, slip these cinnamon flavored “coal” chunks into a pretty box for her to enjoy.

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DIY Poison Ring

DIY Poison Ring

This impressive DIY ring is great for a wife who loves reading or watching fantasy, historical fiction dramas, and more. Let her pretend to be a treacherous noble by creating this poison ring and filling it with Kool-Aid powder. Expect your family members to fall victim to her new favorite pastime.

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Money Cube Maze

Money Cube Maze

You can play this gift several ways; you could use it to hide a nicer gift on the inside such as a gift card or jewelry so that she’s rewarded when she figures out the puzzle. You could be a bit meaner and give her an empty maze, perhaps with a snarky note about it being the gift of air.

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A Pet Rock

A Pet Rock

Has she been dropping hints about wanting a little friend to keep her company? Is she allergic to fur? Here’s the perfect solution: she can talk her pet rock with her wherever she goes using the dandy leash included in the package.

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Porn For Women Book (No Nudity)

Porn For Women Book (No Nudity)

This comedic creation features images of men doing housework and bringing offerings of cake to the women they want to woo. If you really want to win her heart (and lots of laughs), proceed to re-enact scenes from the book. She won’t be able to resist you.

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Love Potion (Essential Oils)

Love Potion (Essential Oils)

For a silly gift with potentially rewarding amorous consequences, try out this love potion made from essential oils and herbs. She’ll love the fact that it’s all natural, get a kick out of the sentiment, and maybe even go give it a try. Hard to say no, isn’t it?

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