26 Funny Gifts for 2 Year Old Girls – Hilarious, Mom-Approved Gifts

Farting is hilarious, no matter how old you are. But when you’re 2, it’s the funniest sound in the world. Meet Walter, the farting plush dog. At 8” long, he’s the perfect size for your toddler, all you have to do is squeeze his back and you’ll hear him break wind.

This cute clucking chicken will make a perfect birthday gift for 2 year olds. Watch it dance across the floor to lights and music and while it moves, it will lay 3 eggs. It’ll be an endless source of amusement to your toddler, they’ll “crack” up laughing at it.

We all know that toddlers have epic meltdowns and tantrums. Sometimes the only way to get them to calm down is to put them into timeout. Dress them in this amusing t-shirt based on the movie title “Straight Outta Compton”…every parent out there will know what you’re on about.

If your daughter already knows that she wants to be a doctor when she grows up, help her achieve that goal with this super cool (but slightly gross) stuffed man called Erwin. Inside his zip up stomach, they’ll find six essential organs which they can learn all about while putting him back together.

Get your little monkey their very own one as a pet…well, a stuffed plush pet! Coco is an excitable monkey who will dance, chatter and sing with your toddler, they’ll love spending time with him. You will need some batteries to make him work but after that, you’re good to go.

We all know that kids and nice things do not go together. If you were to buy a new car, they’d get mud all over it. A new couch? They’d spill juice on it. They can even take crayons to your walls. With this t-shirt, everyone will know why you don’t have nice new things.

When it comes to toilet training, being completely honest with your toddler is key. Teach them the science behind pooping with this informative book. However, it’s not so scientific that they can’t understand it, and there’s even a little humor thrown in for good measure.

This black t-shirt will soon become a favorite in your toddler’s wardrobe. With the words “single and unemployed” written across the front in white, it’ll make your friends and family laugh every time they see your child in it. It’s perfect for those with a sense of humor.

With a small plush dragon, this book and toy set would make an ideal gift for a toddler. Who knew dragons liked tacos? They are delicious so it’s no surprise they like the Mexican dish but if those dragons eat some hot salsa…you’ll need to watch out!

Who knows if Big Foot is real or not, it’s one of those great mysteries which is out there. However, your little girl can have her very own Big Foot with this 16.5” plush. Covered in brown fur with those unmistakeably huge feet, you’ll never have to question whether Sasquatch is real again.

Does your little one have curly hair? It’s the cutest thing isn’t it, their head full of tight ringlets? They might grow up to dislike it when they realize how much upkeep it takes but for now, let them show off how proud they are of it with this adorable t-shirt.

Your toddler will love reading about Walter the Farting Dog. He’s the perfect dog in every other way, except for his flatulence problem. Dive into the pages in this book and discover how Walter becomes a hero, but be warned…it might cause your child to have their own gas problem!

Whether you call it farting, parping, breaking wind or even tooting, there’s no denying that the noise which we can make with our bottoms is hilarious. Perfect for parents or siblings to read to the youngest members of the family, this book is sure to get laughs out of everyone.

Blobfish are renowned for being the ugliest animal in the world. However, they’re now facing extinction which kinda makes you feel sorry for them. With this pink stuffed one, you’ll always have your own blobfish, whether they’re wiped from the Earth or not.

Are you fed up with your brother in law, or even your own brother, third wheeling all the time? Use your daughter to try and set him up with his perfect match using this t-shirt. It’s also available in bodysuits for babies and t-shirts for older children, just to up his chances.

These gorgeous John Deere boots are perfect for a country loving girl and still show off her girly side. With pink suede on the upper part of the boot and lined with faux fur, they’re sure to keep her warm while she’s out exploring amongst nature.

With a cute illustration of some French Fries, this grey raglan t-shirt will be an awesome addition to your little one’s wardrobe. Show everyone your love for the small fry in your life with it, and everyone will think your kid (and the t-shirt) are super cute.

We’ve all seen photos of a child’s drawing, how they see their family when asked to draw their portrait. This book has simple drawings of a little girl’s family but they’re not your usual pictures. Your little one might be inspired to draw her own family picture after reading it.

Kids are more likely to remember facts and information if it’s been made fun and engaging. They’ll love learning all about the science behind our bodies and the gas we produce. This book is funny but still informative, the perfect balance for a 2 year old.

If your toddler has dreams of growing a fish tail and splashing through the waves, make them come true with this adorable bedding set. On the duvet cover is a printed mermaid outline and on the pillowcase is a tiara, the vital accessory every mermaid needs.

Available in either black or grey sleeve, this t-shirt will tell everyone exactly how your toddler can be. There’s no point pretending she’s perfect all the time, we all know just how whiny 2 year old girls can be and this shirt will warn everyone before she kicks off!

We’ve all seen the poop emoji and whether we like to admit it or not, it’s actually kind of cute. Your toddler will love this backpack; not only is it made of soft plush, they’ll find it hilarious stuffing all of their worldly possessions into a pile of poo!

Buy this t-shirt for your sassy little diva – it’s a great gift for 2 year old girls. Choose between a long or short sleeve style, and it’s also available in a bodysuit and bigger sizes so she can match with your other attitude laden children.

Make all of her fairytale dreams come true and turn her into a magical princess when she goes to bed. This gorgeous duvet and pillow set has a billowing pink flowery dress on the cover and on the pillowcase is a little printed tiara which completes the look.