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18 Funny Gifts for 2 Year Old Girls

They say that girls are made from sugar, spice and all things nice but sometimes, girls can have a slightly gross sense of humor! Go against the gender norm by looking through our list of gifts for 2 year old girls and picking her out something fart related, or a funny slogan tee.

MerryMakers Walter the Farting Dog Plush Toy

MerryMakers Walter the Farting Dog Plush Toy

Farting is hilarious, no matter how old you are. But when you’re 2, it’s the funniest sound in the world. Meet Walter, the farting plush dog. At 8” long, he’s the perfect size for your toddler, all you have to do is squeeze his back and you’ll hear him break wind.

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Lkous Walking Egg Laying Chicken

Lkous Walking Egg Laying Chicken

This cute clucking chicken will make a perfect birthday gift for 2 year olds. Watch it dance across the floor to lights and music and while it moves, it will lay 3 eggs. It’ll be an endless source of amusement to your toddler, they’ll “crack” up laughing at it.

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Cuddle Barn® Crackin’ Up Coco Monkey

Cuddle Barn® Crackin’ Up Coco Monkey

Get your little monkey their very own one as a pet…well, a stuffed plush pet! Coco is an excitable monkey who will dance, chatter and sing with your toddler, they’ll love spending time with him. You will need some batteries to make him work but after that, you’re good to go.

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Teestars Straight Outta Timeout T-Shirt

Teestars Straight Outta Timeout T-Shirt

We all know that toddlers have epic meltdowns and tantrums. Sometimes the only way to get them to calm down is to put them into timeout. Dress them in this amusing t-shirt based on the movie title “Straight Outta Compton”…every parent out there will know what you’re on about.

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Dragons Love Tacos Book and Toy Set

Dragons Love Tacos Book and Toy Set

With a small plush dragon, this book and toy set would make an ideal gift for a toddler. Who knew dragons liked tacos? They are delicious so it’s no surprise they like the Mexican dish but if those dragons eat some hot salsa…you’ll need to watch out!

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Walter the Farting Dog

Walter the Farting Dog

Your toddler will love reading about Walter the Farting Dog. He’s the perfect dog in every other way, except for his flatulence problem. Dive into the pages in this book and discover how Walter becomes a hero, but be warned…it might cause your child to have their own gas problem!

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John Deere Pink Sherpa Lined Boot Slipper

John Deere Pink Sherpa Lined Boot Slipper

These gorgeous John Deere boots are perfect for a country loving girl and still show off her girly side. With pink suede on the upper part of the boot and lined with faux fur, they’re sure to keep her warm while she’s out exploring amongst nature.

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Toot

Toot

Whether you call it farting, parping, breaking wind or even tooting, there’s no denying that the noise which we can make with our bottoms is hilarious. Perfect for parents or siblings to read to the youngest members of the family, this book is sure to get laughs out of everyone.

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Big Foot Plush

Big Foot Plush

Who knows if Big Foot is real or not, it’s one of those great mysteries which is out there. However, your little girl can have her very own Big Foot with this 16.5” plush. Covered in brown fur with those unmistakeably huge feet, you’ll never have to question whether Sasquatch is real again.

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The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts

Kids are more likely to remember facts and information if it’s been made fun and engaging. They’ll love learning all about the science behind our bodies and the gas we produce. This book is funny but still informative, the perfect balance for a 2 year old.

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Stuffed Blobfish Plush

Stuffed Blobfish Plush

Blobfish are renowned for being the ugliest animal in the world. However, they’re now facing extinction which kinda makes you feel sorry for them. With this pink stuffed one, you’ll always have your own blobfish, whether they’re wiped from the Earth or not.

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Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

When it comes to toilet training, being completely honest with your toddler is key. Teach them the science behind pooping with this informative book. However, it’s not so scientific that they can’t understand it, and there’s even a little humor thrown in for good measure.

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My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks

My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks

We’ve all seen photos of a child’s drawing, how they see their family when asked to draw their portrait. This book has simple drawings of a little girl’s family but they’re not your usual pictures. Your little one might be inspired to draw her own family picture after reading it.

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BiggerStore Curly Hair Don't Care T-Shirt

BiggerStore Curly Hair Don't Care T-Shirt

Does your little one have curly hair? It’s the cutest thing isn’t it, their head full of tight ringlets? They might grow up to dislike it when they realize how much upkeep it takes but for now, let them show off how proud they are of it with this adorable t-shirt.

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Princess Duvet and Pillowcase Set

Princess Duvet and Pillowcase Set

Make all of her fairytale dreams come true and turn her into a magical princess when she goes to bed. This gorgeous duvet and pillow set has a billowing pink flowery dress on the cover and on the pillowcase is a little printed tiara which completes the look.

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Poo Plush Backpack

Poo Plush Backpack

We’ve all seen the poop emoji and whether we like to admit it or not, it’s actually kind of cute. Your toddler will love this backpack; not only is it made of soft plush, they’ll find it hilarious stuffing all of their worldly possessions into a pile of poo!

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I Am Why We Cannot Have Nice Things T-Shirt

I Am Why We Cannot Have Nice Things T-Shirt

We all know that kids and nice things do not go together. If you were to buy a new car, they’d get mud all over it. A new couch? They’d spill juice on it. They can even take crayons to your walls. With this t-shirt, everyone will know why you don’t have nice new things.

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Toddler Short Sleeve Single And Unemployed Shirt

Toddler Short Sleeve Single And Unemployed Shirt

This black t-shirt will soon become a favorite in your toddler’s wardrobe. With the words “single and unemployed” written across the front in white, it’ll make your friends and family laugh every time they see your child in it. It’s perfect for those with a sense of humor.

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