54 Funny Best Friend Birthday Gifts She’ll Talk About for Years

Keep them guessing to the very last minute with this prank box which fools them into thinking you’ve bought them one (awful) gift, when really you’ve bought them another.

Tired of your man sitting in front of a TV watching sports and not paying attention to you? Here’s an easy, affordable, funny-as-heck, no talk-back solution: Grow a Boyfriend. Just drop this new consort into water and within 72 hours, he will grow to be six times his original size and your new buddy. Outrageous!

Swearing has been proven to be an effective stress reducer and pain reliever, so why not pair it with the therapeutic benefits of coloring for a Zensational pastime?

Life can be exhausting no matter what she does – executive, housewife, or mother. Let her unload with this irreverent gratitude journal. Filled with prompts to make her re-evaluate her day, this journal contains quotes, activities, and a generous helping of expletives (which science has shown to be a great de-stresser).

If you know someone who could do with a little self-help, but without the sandals and candles, this set of affirmation cards delivers that with more than a little sarcasm and light-heartedness.

This just could be the most important gift you ever give her. Equipped with three powerful LED bulbs for far-reaching illumination, this tiny handheld device also discharges a powerful 6 million volt to disable and stun a would-be attacker, buying her valuable minutes to make her escape.

She won’t lose her comfort is she has to get up to change the channel or fix herself a snack, because where she goes, her blanket can go with her too. Made from a soft, fluffy Sherpa fabric, this blanket sweater has a hood, pockets, and bags of room.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, and she will wish she had the gift of it when she finishes the last few drops of her coffee from this hilarious mug. Holding 12 fluid ounces, this unassuming white ceramic mug hides a deep dark secret, which it reveals in a message on the bottom.

Before embarking on a run, fill your comfortable sports bra with 25 ounces of your favorite beverage: is it the magical hydrating power of water or the rewarding graces of wine? Your choice! The medium-sized bra is equipped with a drinking tube and easy-to-use on/off valve, so cheers to your oenophilia and athletic prowess!

We’re sure you’ve shared many a bottle of plonk between you, but now that you’re older it’s time to start taking your responsibilities a little more seriously, and that includes not leaving ring marks on furniture! These coasters will protect the table, and give her a giggle at the same time.

If your BFF is a crazy cat lady, this Cat Butt Coloring Book will make a funny best friend birthday gift for her. The ideal way to relax and wind down after a hectic day, this coloring book is packed with line drawings of cats and their butts, just waiting to be colored in.

This game is not for the faint of heart. It is, however, for the brave of spirit. There are 250 questions posed – many considered offensive and disturbing according to public opinion – with the ultimate strategy involving a vote among your friends to determine strategies during horrible situations. Test, explore, and be prepared.

If she values quality over quantity, this wooden box sign will make an excellent addition to her bedside table or desk at work. Measuring 4” x 4.5”, this distressed black sign features pretty white detailing around the sides, and a funny best friend slogan on the front.

Keep her butt as beautiful as she is with the Bawdy Bite It butt mask. Made with plant-based ingredients including aloe leaf gel and chamomile, this collagen mask will hydrate and tone tired tushies, leaving them smooth, plump, and free of lines and wrinkles in just 10 to 15 minutes.

When it starts to get ‘nippy’, help her keep her tatas snug with this pair of funny Hooter Heaters. Made to resemble red knitted hats with a white bobble on the end, these handy novelty warmers will keep her modest while also avoiding taking someone’s eye out.

She might be an a**hole, but she’s your a**hole, and that’s what makes your friendship work. Remind her that she’s your favorite one with this funny key fob. Made from stainless steel so it will stay looking as good as she does, this key fob will make her smile every day.

A filthy mind can turn anything smutty, and this Fifty Shades of Chicken turns food porn into an art form! Hilarious yet practical too, this book contains fifty chicken recipes to tempt her tastebuds, from the succulent Dripping Thighs to the luscious Chicken with a Lardon.

Being an adult is hard, but coffee helps, lots and lots of coffee. This candle will fill the home with the aroma of dark espresso and vanilla whipped cream, and will burn for approx. 40-50 hours. The funniest part, though, is the label that says it’s infused with insufficient funds.

Yearning for a cuddle from an ultra-warm dude? Watch this easy-to-follow, tongue-in-cheek video that helps with the creation of a Boyfriend Pillow. Make it yourself for a very affordable price tag with a fuzzy flannel shirt, some stuffing, and hand-crafted loving. Voilà, your new snuggle pal. Be sure to check out this cool three-minute video.

Imagine your friend receiving this award of distinction and their reaction of complete and utter surprise, appreciation, and love: The Best Friend Trophy! This replica is renowned as one of the world’s most recognizable awards and your friend’s loyalty, devotion, and friendship is award-winning on every level within your heart and soul.

She’ll have the best hair at any party with this ingenious Paddle Brush Secret Flask. Designed to look (and work) like a real paddle brush, this clever gadget hides a secret flask in the handle. Holding around 6 fl. oz. of liquor, this brush also features a mirror on the back.

If she likes the kitchen to herself when she’s cooking, give the rest of her family and friends fair warning with this funny Blue Q Oven Mitt. Printed in shades of pink and yellow, this retro-style mitt tells them she has a knife, but what she’ll do with it is anyone’s guess!

If you know someone who would love to have their kitchen crawling with cats, this set of magnets is the perfect Christmas gift for them – six kitty butts disappearing into their fridge!

Do you know someone who is a stickler for a perfectly laid table? If so, they will thank you each and every meal time when you gift them these to-the-point instructional placemats.

This is a sweet idea that will keep your best friend guessing every hour throughout the day. Just choose enough gifts, then wrap them with the times written on, and add these printable tags.

If bad boys and bikers are her thing, this coloring book will make a fitting birthday gift for the best friend who loves to meditate on a muscle-bound male.

True friends come to your rescue when you need them and the gift of laughter helps heal wounds of many sorts. So, when you receive this esteemed message assuring you that your best friends will help you in your hour of need – hmm, sarcasm? – your love for them will bloom with fervor, wisecracks, and buffoonery!

A friend with a sweet tooth is easy to buy for, but if you want to go one better than a standard gift of candy, choose this gigantic gummy bear, instead. Weighing a substantial 5lbs and roughly the size of a dinner plate, this cherry flavored bear will keep her sweet.

Whether she loves, loathes, or is indifferent to fish, she won’t be able to resist the playfulness of these cute aquatic earrings. Reminiscent of prizes won (or not) at the fairground, these earrings are made from acrylic to resemble a pair of clear plastic bags filled with water and fish.

Make sure her stash of ice cream stays safe and uneaten with the Euphori-Lock Combination Lock. Designed to fit perfectly onto a pint carton of delicious Ben and Jerry’s, this lock comes with its own combination of numbers to unlock the device and gain access to the ‘treasure’.

This little book will make a beautiful reminder of how much you love them, and allows you to add your own words and sentiments to make it truly special.

If she enjoys a nice glass of wine, this hilarious holder will make the funniest best friend birthday gift for her. Designed to hold any stemmed glass from 6oz. to 32oz. this holder comes with an adjustable strap, and two quick-release clips so she can get to her glass quickly.

Choose from either the birthday in a box or the party in a jar (or maybe even both) and give someone all the sweet treats they’ll need to make their day special.

She can see visitors off on their ‘journey’ with humor and fun when she has this fun mat at her door. Made with a non-woven fabric top and non-slip rubber backing, this cute mat measures 23.6(L) x 15.7″(W), and is machine washable to keep it looking as good as new.

There are times when clouds are gray and funk prevails. This super cool mug brings about cheer, giggles, and perspective with an oh-so-appropriate mantra that begs, proclaims, and states: “Don’t Be a Salty Bitch.” So, please fill this 11-ounce mug with coffee, tea, wine, or favorite libation, and know that friendship and love are yours.

The concept of “yes please, I’ll have another glass” propels to a level of Ultimate Bliss with this two-piece wine glass set that, quite simply, allows two people to share a 750ml bottle of wine without having to refill their glass. Stock up on your favorite red, white, or both, and invite your pal over.

Turn game night into Saturday Night Live with this SNL game which will bring all the fun, frolics, and mayhem from the past few decades into the living room.

Treat her skin to a full facial with the Zombie Pack. With enough ingredients for 8 masks, this mask can be mixed and applied in minutes, and then washed off after 10 minutes to reveal youthful, glowing skin. It can even help to diagnose problem areas on the face.

They can advertise their own brand of funkiness with this pair of knee high socks which feature the delectable Mr. Wavy Arms himself, floating happily against a sky of blue.

Flowers make gorgeous gifts, but you can’t exactly eat them. Try making a bouquet out of brightly colored donuts instead – they won’t last as long but boy will they taste good.

Mason jars are the most versatile way to give themed gifts – take this manicure-in-a-jar idea for example, which comes with a free printable label which you can tie on with pretty ribbon.

If they grew up in the 90s, they will adore this coloring book which celebrates all things 90s, from awesome TV shows and movies, to the questionable fashion and even more questionable music.

Oh dear, the shame of The-Memory-I-Should-Forget. Release Method: Immerse and steep that nasty energy with a rejuvenating and relaxing soak in a luxurious bath of pink sea-salt crystals. Glowing and glittering with girl-powered sparkles and premium bath salts, there are therapeutic benefits to this Bachelorette Party, Divorce Party, and Ladies’ Night party favor, including no guilt.

Spice up, rock on, and clean up your kitchen with hand towels that affirm and proclaim super cool lyrics and statements: Beat It, Whip It, Chop It Like It’s Hot. Brilliant humor borrowed from great songs of The Past will rev up your prized kitchen space and keep you and your cuisine pals grooving while sizzling.

This is a cute best friend gift idea, especially if they love their denim! Simply stuff a pocket full of candy, gift cards, or even cash, then present it in a cellophane bag.

If someone who’s celebrating loves all things blue, follow the example in this post which shows you how to put together a teal-themed gift which is full of surprises.

Add pizazz to a pair of slippers by filling them with all kinds of delights you know they’ll like – candy, spa products, and even a gift card…if it’s small enough, stick it in.

This photo collage star will make a beautiful homemade gift for your best friend or family member, and can be made to include the photos of their most precious memories.

documented fact. Some may call the two best friends and so, the pairing of fries with a burger bears stating on a pair of gal-pal T-shirts. The cartoons are super cute, super funny, and the cotton-blend, scoop-necked, short-sleeved T-shirts are super comfy.

Downright sarcastic or passive aggressive, your best friend will truly appreciate the message which this ceramic mug will give to work colleagues, friends, and family, while sitting back and enjoying their coffee.

Whether she’s the boss at work or the boss at home, this pretty pink marbled mug will make her smile every time she (or one of her minions) makes her coffee.

Make her glitter like the queen she is with a tube of Unicorn Snot Body Glitter Sunscreen. Offering an SPF of 30, this glittery sunscreen will not only keep her skin protected from UVA and UVB rays, but it will also make her skin glimmer and shine with a subtle magical shimmer.

Instagram is a great source of photographs, which makes this DIY gift idea super simple to make, without ruining the surprise by asking them for their favorite snaps.

Grab a bucket, basket, or box and fill it with as many bath and body products as you can find, before printing out one of these free labels and attaching it to the front.