In search of the perfect gift for a friend or relative who loves bacon? Enroll them in Zingerman’s Bacon of the Month Club. Each month a fresh shipment of a different type of bacon will arrive at their front door. Memberships are available in three and six month installments.

Looking for that fresh, just-brushed feeling for your mouth? You will not find it here? This bacon tooth paste is so much better than traditional mint. Enjoy the taste of delicious bacon morning and night without any of those nasty nitrates!

Cover your injuries with your favorite cured pork product! Bacon bandages are ideal for people of all ages. These die-cut sterile strips add flair to your bumps and bruises. They are available in packs of 15 in a traditional metal bandage tin.

Ever gorged on so much bacon you felt drunk after? Now you really can be drunk from bacon with Bacon Vodka! So many delicious cocktail combinations are available with Bacon Vodka. Spice up your whiskey, create a bacon martini, or whip up a Elvis Presley with Bacon Vodka, cream, and The King’s beloved ‘nanas.

Bacon is the perfect food and now you can cook with it any time you want. The Bacon Cookbook features more than 150 bacon recipes. Whether you love it for breakfast, fry it up for a sandwich, or sprinkle the crispy pieces on salads, this cookbook will give you tons of ideas for adding bacon to a variety of dishes.

Wish you could pick the bacon out of your teeth with more bacon? Now you can! Bacon Toothpicks are just like regular toothpicks, but they taste like bacon. Nobody wants food stuck in their teeth all day, but regular toothpicks just don’t cut it anymore. If you love bacon, you are going to love bacon flavored toothpicks.

Love the taste of bacon so much you could “floss with it?” Now you can! Bacon Floss is great for preventing tartar build up on your gums and teeth. It is unlikely Bacon Floss will be recommended by your dentist, but if it gets you to clean those chopper twice a day, it’s worth it!

Wish you could wrap your bacon in bacon? Now you can. Bacon gift wrap is ideal for any occasion. Realistic images of bacon strips don these wrapping paper sheets. Whether you love bacon or you are giving a gift to a bacon lover, this gift wrap is sure to be a hit.

Tired of wasting time on cook books that only offer one or two bacon recipes? 101 Things to Do with Bacon offers ONLY recipes about bacon. It is the ideal gift for the bacon-loving chef in everyone’s life. The recipes in this spiral-bound book focus on the world’s most important dishes… those made with bacon!

Wish you could enjoy the taste of bacon on more foods with the cost or the calories? Bacon Hot Sauce is just what you are looking for. This hot sauce adds a smoky, salt flavor to any food. Whether you like it on sandwiches, eggs, potatoes, or anything else, Bacon Hot Sauce is not your average condiment.

Stay warm all winter in these delicious-looking scarves. These hand-knitted pieces are perfect for the whimsical fashionista in your life who loves bacon. They are 100% acrylic, machine washable, and measure about 69 inches in length. Scarves feature bacon served with a side of sunny side up eggs.

Looking for the right gift for the bacon lover in your life? If they enjoy games such as poker or blackjack or rummy, Bacon Playing Cards are a great idea. This traditional deck of 52 cards is exactly like regular cards, but feature pictures of bacon. Play all night, but don’t get upset if you find yourself craving breakfast in the middle of your next poker game.

Got a hot date this weekend? Worried smelly breath will do you in? Never fear, Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Mints are here! If you can’t get enough of the smoky, salty taste of bacon, these mints are for you. Each mint tin is filled with bite-sized bacon flavored mints that will have you saying “yum!”

Dry lips can be painful and unsightly, but who wants moisture from a sticky fruit-flavored gel? Instead, try Bacon Lip Balm, great tasting and healthy for your lips. Each tube is packed with the delicious taste of bacon. Keep the taste of bacon on your lips all day long!

What better way to start your morning than waking up to the smell of bacon? Now you can enjoy fresh bacon every morning… right in your shower! If you love bacon so much you want to bathe in it, all your dreams are about to come true. Bacon Soap smells like bacon and is just right for that soapy-fresh, bacony smell we all desire.

Now your car can smell like bacon, long after the carryout and leftover containers are gone. The Bacon Air Fresheners looks and smells just like bacon and is the perfect addition to anyone’s car.

The Bacon Salt Sampler combines bacon with some of the world’s most loved flavors. It is perfect for those who love bacon, but prefer to avoid the fat and calories that come with eating traditional bacon. Even vegetarians will love bacon salt. Sprinkle it on potatoes or omelets for an extra kick. The Bacon Salt Sampler is available in a package with four different flavors.

In the mood for bacon, but not in the mood for the mess? Pressed for time, but still craving bacon’s salty goodness? The Microwave Bacon Tray makes it possible to cook your bacon in a flash, right in the microwave. Best of all bacon cooks up crisp and delicious when you use the tray.

Need a special place to hold your “bacon”? The Bacon Wallet is perfect for anyone who loves bacon and wants to keep their money organized. It is stylish and fun, and is sure to please any of the bacon lovers in your life. It is as if you folded strips of bacon in half and inserted your credit cards and cash!

Wish your home could smell like bacon all the time, even when your frying pan is not in action? The Bacon Candle is the ideal solution. The bacon candle is in a stylish tin with an image of bacon and offers several hours of bacon scented fun.

Love popcorn and love bacon? Wish your popcorn could TASTE like bacon? Now it can with BaconPOP. Each package contains three bags of kosher, vegetarian and vegan popcorn, flavored with the sweet, smoky taste of bacon.

Bacon soda might sound like a crazy idea, but it’s the type of thing we’ve come to expect from the Jones soda company. Jones Bacon Soda is a great mix of salty, sweet goodness that is like drinking a delicious bottle of bacon. This is one of the rarest Jones sodas and it comes in a 12 ounce glass bottle.

How do I love bacon? Let me count the ways… in this book all about bacon. Bacon: A Love Story is all about the author’s love of bacon. Join her in her honoring of one of America’s favorite foods.

Worried you will be without bacon when the apocalypse strikes? Don’t be. The Tac Bac Canned Bacon provides an emergency bacon supply with a 10 year shelf life. The can is filled with nine ounces of fully cooked bacon. Stock up now, in case the Mayans were right.

Looking for a gift for the discerning bacon lover in your life? Nueske’s Bacon Sampler offers great bacon taste in a variety of flavors. It is one of the highest quality bacons available, so you do not have to worry about disappointing a true bacon aficionado. Three pounds of lean bacon, one pound per flavor, is boxed up and shipped straight to your front door.

When was the last time you cooked your eggs and pancakes, only to realize you were out of bacon? You never have to worry again if you have Torani Bacon Syrup on hand. Best of all, this syrup is also great for adding to beverages. It can flavor coffee and soda, for a truly unusual bacon flavored treat.

Tired of having to cook your bacon AND smear your mayonaise on your BLTs? Now you can cut your effort in half with Baconnaise, the bacon flavored mayo. The spread is vegetarian and kosher, so you can share the delicious flavor of bacon with the non-pork eaters in your life.